Kid’s Bike Jump Ends Terribly, But His Buddy’s Play-By-Play Is Electric

Humor — September 29, 2014 at 10:28 pm by

“And that very hurt.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. My heart goes out to the little daredevil, though. Not only did he eat shit on his “ginormous jump,” but his own buddy didn’t have faith that he could pull it off. So now he’s got hurt feelings to go with that hurt face of his. That’s almost as bad as when your parents would tell you, “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.” It’s a real tough break, but I can’t blame the play-by-play kid for going with his gut. You gotta call ’em like you see ’em in the broadcast booth. You think Howard Cosell became a legend from kissing ass? Fuck no. Keep those hot takes coming, kid. People may not like you, but you can bet your bottom dollar that they’ll respect you.

via BroBible

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