Kid On Skateboard Drops An Electric “F#ck Her Right In The P$ssy”

Humor, News — November 13, 2014 at 3:41 pm by

The young bucks are really turning up the heat on the “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” thermostat. A couple weeks ago, we saw a young Giants fan with a tremendous FHRITP, and now, we’ve been treated to a drive-by edition of our favorite live news staple. It was hands down the best performance that I’ve seen on a skateboard since Tony Hawk hit the first 900. Loved this kid’s confidence, loved the shit-eating grin on his face, and loved how he vanished like a fart in the wind. A master showman always leaves the people wanting more. Poor newscaster couldn’t even muster a counter-attack. Just walked off the screen, and hopefully, directly to CareerBuilder.com. If you can’t stand the direct pussy fucking, get out of the kitchen.

via Coed

94 Comments

  1. hahahahaa

  2. LMMFAOOOOO

  3. this is not funny, the fact that you write about it like he’s some kind of hero for yelling out something misogynistic shows your true colors, and YOU as well as him are what’s wrong with the world today.

    • Go back to tumblr.

    • On the contrary, this is extremely funny. The fact that you’re outraged at the fact that someone “SAID” something misogynistic rather than actually “DO” something misogynistic shows that you yourself are what’s wrong with the world today. We’re at a point in evolution where it’s time to stop getting butthurt over the words of others and start gauging people by their underlying motive. This is basically akin to media protest; if somehow we as a society could unite to all say “Fuck her, right in the pussy!” every single time we see a news camera then this would be a better world almost immediately. Hell, it could have been any other phrase like “Punch him right in the dick!” but now, because of the efforts of one valiant, bearded ne’er-do-well we have a slogan and it stuck so now we as a collective need to ride this out into the proverbial sunset.

      • No, the fact that I’m outraged as you say means that I am yet another voice that tries to get ignored, swept aside, told “I’m too uptight, or need a ‘good dicking’ as some of the ‘gentlemen’ below, clearly ‘therapists’ who think they know me, have said. You;ve never held a distraught teenager in your arms…someone’s daughter, sister, friend, who is now scared to walk the streets because every day someone feels entitled to comment on her appearance or where they’re going to stick their dick in her. May your family never have that. Words can scar. There’s a difference between being too butthurt over something and what wears you down every day.

        • FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

        • Maybe it’s time to log off hun. You clearly don’t understanding the internet.

        • Stop being morally outraged at things outwith your control. as has been mentioned, this is the internet, there are no nice words here. Just brutal society. You claim to know it. Then why haven’t you adapted to it? And if you think for a second that no man has ever had to put up with the cruel words of a female. Then you may possibly take the prize as the most naive human being i have ever had the displeasure to try and understand the opinion of.

        • no youre just bored and entitled. youre entitled because you think YOUR outrage on this tiny little thing is one of the worst problems in the world. youre a misguided bored american with a victim complex.

        • words only scar the weak. teach your kids to be strong instead of victims. YOURE whats wrong with the world. not some joke.

        • and yet the poor guy who landed the spacecraft on the meteor was made to apologise for his shirt because some women felt entitled to comment on his appearance, and solely on his appearance was their judgment based, so it swings both ways. this phrase is said for its humor factor, the origin of the phrase came from a reporter who was making a disgusting comment about a woman who was missing, what it has turned into is just saying something inappropriate on news, no different than if someone just strolled by and said “fuck” if they were shouting, FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE ASSHOLE! do you think people would make a huge deal, no it would be laughed at, and not made into big deal. sure some men make comments about appearances and where they would stick their penis, but that is not what this is about, this is about someone saying a phrase on a live news report, nothing more. secondly I have heard women make just as offensive comments about men, if not worse in the same respects, and yet we arent complaining about it like our rights have been violated. pick your battles properly.

    • It’s not misogynistic. Loving husbands do it to loving wives who love having it happen to them. How is that about hating women? The point is, this is a way to disobey the FCC. This is a way to undermine the government’s ability to control the people. It’s a small way but it’s very public and that makes it very important. Any way to publicly disrespect the government is a good thing.

      • Joe, I’m all for a bit of anarchy in today’s government…hell, i work for them. I hate what our government has become, I hate the politically correct movement, & the police have me looking askance at them as well. Can we not find better ways, more creative ways, than yelling something like that? “FUck the FCC”….”We’re tired of your shit, douvhebags”, “May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your gonads and your arms be too short to scratch”….any number of things could have been said…., “And then to encourage it?? I feel bad for the woman who was there, though had it been me I would’ve brushed that kids teeth with my mic,. I deal with harrassment & ppl who get harrassed, & by encouraging this kind of behavior, nothing is being done to stem it.

      • If you think that pre-pubescent snot on the skateboard thinks it’s anything to do with disobeying the FCC then you’re delusional

      • If you think that pre-pubescent snot on the skateboard thinks it’s anything to do with disobeying the FCC then you’re delusional

    • lol suck my dick

    • The only reason it offends you is because you yourself haven’t been fucked in the pussy before

    • Daaamn, wassup with you fat bitches and why you love complaining about nothing so much? Lose weight and experience life as a real woman for once instead of spending your entire life as an angry, humorless hippopotamus. Until you live as a woman and stop being a hippo, you have no right to comment on women’s issues, human’s issues, or anything else. Hippos don’t even talk, they just eat and stomp around, which is what you’re doing.

      Then after you become a real woman, someone needs to fuck you right in the pussy. Because sex is beautiful, girl. Believe that.

      • U are fucking stupid I am a bigger girl and i live life and have a husband and have a kid. So u don’t like real woman but little girls with no curves. Go figure only immature morons would actually say some dumb ass shit like that.

        • He never said hippos don’t also enjoy sex.

        • Being a fatass is nothing to be proud about.

        • It’s ok Moye, this is exactly the kind of monobrow commentary ANY woman’s opinion ever gets…i forgot to add bodyshaming to my list above, so nice of “Tyrone” here to remind us. I’m sure he’s a paragon of his society. Or maybe I should use smaller words…though I’m impressed he looked up hippopotamus.

          • IN! DAT! POOOOSAAAAAAHH!

          • The majority of common sense peeps get it that ana davis is taking this way too seriously and turning a joke into a perceived injustice. Whatevs. But you’re getting on my nerves just as bad with your trolling of her. She might be oversensitive but you’re a total dickwad.

      • Stop trolling, it’s disgraceful.

    • I like that you cant stand back and laugh at things in this world.

      • I can Naomi. I often do. However, I also believe in the words of a great man who said “Be the change you want to see in the world.” I like to try to actively change what I believe is wrong, even if it’s just say “No, this one does not agree.” This is the only way a revolution has ever started.

    • I like that you cant stand back and laugh at things in this world.

    • Clearly Ana is in dire need of being fucked right in the pussy too lose up her bitch grip.

  4. his parents must be so proud!

  5. It’s just an extremely vulgar thing to say, and it isn’t “just words”. We’re human beings who can intelligently communicate with one another and we are almost exclusively verbal, as far as communication goes. Words are everything. It was laughable when the original guy did it but now it’s just annoying, unnecessary, and stupid, for the lack of a better word. Words like that used to be private, if you wanna say that stuff amongst friends or during intimacy then whatever but sometimes I don’t really want to be a part of it and I shouldn’t have to be a part of it; why not give everyone a choice? :) THEN the world would be a happier place, not because everyone can say and do what they want, but because nobody is being subjected to something they don’t like. And it goes for a lot of things, but this is just an example.

    • Chances are you arrived here through social media where you chose your friends and they choose content to share with you. You have the choice to not follow them. You had the choice to ignore this topic. You had a choice to not watch the video. You had plenty of choices but you took the one that brought you here and exposed your self to it. I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that simply commenting on stuff like this does more to drive its virality than your opinion on it. Long story short, if you don’t like something just move on and it will die when people stop caring.

      • omg, youre my hero

      • I wasn’t talking about being subjected to the story/article. I was referring to the actual news cast that the boy made the remark on aha you didn’t say a thing that I already didn’t know. You’re right, I CHOSE to put in my two cents on the topic but nobody CHOOSES to hear random outbursts on live TV. Furthermore, my life is my life and I don’t really want to wait for everyone else to stop caring, when you want something to change, often times you have to fight for the change.

        • The kid was obviously just trolling people like you, who can’t take a joke. DKasal is absolutely right when he says that the story will die when people stop caring. To top it off, I personally believe that pretentious people like you create unnecessary drama in order to feel like they’re a part of society(sorry, just an opinion), which in essence only adds fuel to the little kid’s figurative fire…. lastly, do you honestly believe that the PRE-adolescent kid from the video takes part in any “p*$$y F***ing?” No? So those words are probably just meaningless words to him, which is exactly how you should treat them :)

          • We understand he meant it to be funny. However, you saw the woman’s face. What kind of thing is that to say to someone? That sounds like a personal attack on her. It’s NOT funny. It’s this “boys will be moys” mentality that allows the rape culture to happen. How should I or anyone know what he does in his spare time? But u know what, the more everyone just “laughs it off”, the more he will think that kind of behavior is ok. That it’s ok to yell things like that to women. That it may even be ok, since everything thinks it’s funny”, to one day do it. At the very least, that it’s ok to yell things like a jerk. Gods forbid something more creative had been thought out to yell, esp. if you want a ‘slogan’.

          • ana, you’ve been skipping out on your meds, haven’t ya

          • FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.

          • The big difference is the real “fuck her right in the pussy” guy, the old man who has gained huge popularity from it has been proven to be fake. What he does is nothing more than skit comedy. It may not be comedy that you yourself enjoy but it is staged comedy none the less. The whole ‘Because no one does anything, he may actually rape someone’ theory I disagree with totally. That is like blaming movies, music, and video games for acts of violence. It’s just a cop out. These actions are bread from a mixture of horrible parenting, and deep, dangerous mental issues. I LOVE horror films, but have yet to pick up a chainsaw and run down the street murdering people. I myself take no offense to the “fuck her right in the pussy” thing. I believe in freedom of speech to the extreme. However I’d never try to silence you either. I respect your opinion on this matter and the fact that you have the guts to stand up here and argue your side of the point knowing that your going to get trolled by a lot of folks for doing so.

        • Fair enough. Start a GoFundMe dedicated to stopping random outbursts on live tv and report back to me.

          You can totally predict what you’re friends are gonna post. My vape friends post coil builds and mods, my firespinning friends post firespinning, my chef friends post food porn. If you don’t want to be exposed to any random act of an inappropriate nature cut off your cable, interent, cell phone radio and watch VHS tapes for the rest of your life. This shit just happens. You laugh and move on or stoke the flames and get trolled. While I’m here check out this Fuck Her Right in the Pussy song my rapper friends made. http://youtu.be/tYcHXeZ2Pak?list=UU3ZxPo672caNDjE7gOROWxQ

      • The problem with that type of thinking is that the behavior will just keep occuring with no stopgaps. The only time change has happened is when people stand up to something. Those in the front line always get the most fallout. Having developed thicker skin, I will stand in front of my sisters in the hopes they suffer less attacks.

        • No, the problem with that type of thinking is FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

        • Then don’t contribute to it and make your own personal informed decision not to be a part of it. And I will be beside my brothers in the hope we are not all led to persecution by the feminists of the world who want nothing more than to hate us rather than be viewed as equal.

        • Wtf are you talking about? I could quote you directly and apply it to to the work of Fred aka the “fuck her right in the pussy guy.” People are completely desensitized to violence about someone says pussy on the news and people loose their shit. What sisters are you standing with? Who’s making a stand exactly? What’s there to stand against? It’s just a meme. It’ll get old and die off just like Rick Rolling. The more you fight it, the longer you prolong it. I love watching people troll the news. BTW I study broadcast media and intend to work in this sector at some point and I fucking love this!

    • Actually quite a bit of communication is non-verbal and subconscious.

      • Go throughout the day and use only your nonverbal and subconscious communication and see how much progress you make

        • There are monks the world over that never speak that accomplish more than you could ever imagine.

        • You made it out that humans communicate nearly exclusively by verbal means. I was only pointing out that humans actually communicate far more than they know subconsciously. I didn’t mean to get your panties in a bind. Sorry.

    • You weren’t forced to watch this.

    • Sam, thank you for articulating that beautifully!

    • You have a choice and are choosing to pay attention to this in the first place. You have the choice of just ignoring this story altogether and not take the words of another so personally. We are exclusively verbal, hence why you will never stop people articulating themselves in the manner that they so desire, so don’t try. The perfect world you seek will never exist to our species. Let alone between the sexes.

    • I think the idea of shouting some stupid shit on TV is, well … stupid.
      But, you really don’t expect a teenage skate punk to be thinking about communicating intelligently and with respect for others, right?
      Just sayin.

  6. I would love it if somebody would do this on C-SPAN while Congress is debating the next bill to screw us all over…

  7. Why is everyones new favorite word misogynistic? It’s a joke! Along with women’s rights!

    • Women don’t want to be women, and they want men to stop being men. And they hate jokes. But, daaaaamn them bitches love to eat.

  8. Fuck the press they tell us nothing important anyway….the news needs to be changed to ‘What’s wrong” that’s all it is

  9. That’s nothing like “turning up the heat.” Whoever wrote that is rationalizing his fear of aiming higher and failing. People who are free of that fear know what I mean. People that aren’t don’t.

  10. This write up had me howling.

  11. hahahaha 1 second in… she saw him coming… pun totally intended

  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  13. I’m done with the Internet today lmao

  14. How horrible… there are pleanty of actually funny things that don’t degrade women he could have said… just another distorted imbalanced male.. its not cool to disrespect women and you’re not funny. You’re mother must be so proud of you….

    • This comment does not degrade women. also, you have confirmation bias that destroys your argument “just another distorted imbalanced male”. Enough already.

  15. this goes to show just how out of touch males are with there feminine energy… you guys seem intimidated by women so you joke about it to make yourselves feel better…

  16. Its a total dis respect this kid shows with a filthy mouth that should be slapped hard, that’s the problem, how old is he and you all think its funny the way he talks, that’s sad

  17. lol @ this ana lady who obviously spends ALL DAY on this fucking site fighting for her own self righteousness. the world isnt going to cater to you darlin. some people just wanna have fun and say and do fucked up shit. the world aint exactly burning because of ‘FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY’ your hate and social justice vengeance is misguided. go do some actual activism. there are people dying out there. this is not a contributing reason.

  18. Ana Davis is mad no one wants to fuck her right in her pussy anymore it seems.

  19. This was by far THE FUNNIEST THREAD I HAVE EVER READ!

  20. i think this is funny. but i also think that a new version should start going around, “fuck him right in the ass”

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