A Co-ed soccer team in Cleveland had enough of one of it’s players’ antics, and sent this email out, banning him from the league. As you can see, it’s a pretty long and impressive rap sheet.
Back to back weeks of refusing to wear shinguards, eh? I like it. But my personal favorite? Pretending to shoot a bow and arrow at opposing players after scoring. Never seen it done before. It’s original, it’s creative, and I want it in the NFL. Where’s T.O. when you need him? (Not in the Hall of Fame).
The kid reportedly sent a text saying: “I’d like to thank all the loyal fans of the Cleveland Steamers co ed team for supporting me during my season.”
For those of you who have never heard of the legendary Cleveland steamer, it’s essentially when you take a dump on someone’s chest, sit down, and rock front to back with the intention of smearing the shit. You’re welcome.