This guy looks exactly like me trying to fix anything I’ve ever tried to fix. Clearly have no idea how to fix something correctly, so just hit it with a piece of lumber until something happens. Maybe it works, maybe it breaks the entire thing and ruins the party for everyone. You never know. It’s a guessing game. And unfortunately for this guy, he guessed how to tap that keg incorrectly. But I wouldn’t expect anything else from a guy wearing an old school Adidas soccer shirt and Samba Classics in 2016.