Jose Canseco Accidentally Shot His Finger Off Tuesday Night

Sports and Bets — October 29, 2014 at 3:41 am by


It’s no secret Canseco has shot himself with needles time and time again, but to go full blown Plaxico Burress on us takes some serious testicles. Canseco was reportedly cleaning his semiautomatic handgun in his home when it went off on his finger.

I think it’s clear by now Jose Canseco is a total bag of shit, and you know what? I don’t care, he’s still the mother fucking man. Why? I have no good answer for that question. He’s awesome in the same way that Mike Tyson is awesome, or how the¬†new Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials are awesome. They’re literally the most worthless¬†things in the world, yet somehow, they’re still awesome. Keep doing you, Canseco, and don’t ever change.

via CNN

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