Jose Bautista’s agent Jay Alou is apparently getting pretty damn desperate to get his client a job next year. Not only did Alou contact the Orioles, who told him the fans hate him in Baltimore, but now he tried to contact the Texas Rangers about a potential contract.
Yes, these Texas Rangers:
“Jose Bautista’s agent called the Rangers but talks didn’t advance” well yeah because JD probably laughed and then emailed this gif to him pic.twitter.com/Gij0nLXUmX
— Morgan Price (@morganprice) December 15, 2016
You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but talks went nowhere.
I understand the whole ‘if the player makes you better’ ordeal, but come the fuck on. You’re desperate enough to reach out to the Rangers? That guy is the most hated man in Texas, and I don’t exactly think the club house would welcome him in with open arms. Maybe Bautista shouldn’t have such high contract demands for a guy who’s 36, been injured recently, can’t play an ounce of defense, and oh yeah, is a total ass hole.