John Oliver Delivers The Perfect Response For The Paris Attacks

News — November 16, 2015 at 10:41 am by

On Sunday night’s episode of Last Week Tonight, John Oliver gave his uncensored response to the attack on Paris. He points out that he is glad he can hold nothing back on HBO, and he couldn’t have said things better.

Here is where things stand: As of now, we know this attack was carried out by gigantic fucking assholes. Unconscionable flaming assholes. Possibly working with other fucking assholes. Definately working in service of an ideology of pure assholery. Second, and this goes almost without saying: Fuck these assholes. Fuck them, if I may say, sideways.

“And third, it is important to remember, nothing about what these assholes are trying to do is going to work. France is going to endure and I’ll tell you why. If you are in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good fucking luck. Go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology. They’ll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloise cigarettes, Camus, Camembert, madeleines, macarons, and the fucking croquembouche. You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friend. You are fucked.”

On another note, this

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