Jimmy’s Famous Seafood Sweetened The Pot For Chris Davis To Re-Sign With Orioles

Humor, Pubs and Grub, Sports and Bets — December 11, 2015 at 2:10 pm by

7-years/$150 million is already a great offer, but 7-years/$150 million and free crab cakes for yourself, your kids, and your grandkids is the deal of a lifetime. This awesome signing bonus from Jimmy’s Famous Seafood has gotta bring at least an extra million dollars worth of value to the table. You may not be able to put a price on happiness, but biting into one of those bad boys is pure bliss. Don’t overthink it, Chris. Follow your heart, follow your stomach, and come back to Baltimore.

via The Baltimore Sun
cover pic: Jimmy’s Famous Seafood