Is Paul’s Tinder Profile A Typo Or Is He Ready To Murder Women?

Humor — April 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm by


Take it easy, Paul, no one’s trying to get mangled here, this isn’t Craigslist. Normally it would be safe to assume that this is a typo, but this guy looks like he’s ready to actually brutally murder and mangle women. I don’t know if it’s the balding stubble up top, the black wife beater with the hairy shoulders underneath, or the world’s most serial killer stare that he’s rocking, but I feel like this guy’s just ready to mangle. Maybe I just feel that way because he point blank told us he’s ready to mangle. But to his credit at least he’s straight up about it. Like if you date this guy and he murders you, you can’t be like “damn, I never saw that one coming, he seemed like such a nice guy.”

I’m setting the over/under on idiot girls that Paul ends up chopping up with a meat cleaver to 9.5. Some girls are stupid, and Paul seems like he’ll do this until he has an entire cellar full of dead bodies.

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