If You’re Wondering Why This Guy’s Head And Neck Are A Lot Darker Than The Rest Of Him, He Has A Perfectly Good Explanation

News — March 16, 2015 at 1:08 pm by

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NY Daily News– “A suspected California car thief tried to hide from cops by spray-painting his face black. Jose Espinoza allegedly doused his head and neck in the dark coloring in a bid to avoid capture in Madera on Saturday night.
The 23-year-old had earlier run from a stolen car, according to KFSN.

I’m surprised, nay, SHOCKED that this didn’t work. Jose thought he would totally trick the cops by going full black face, but they weren’t fooled. Next time maybe try getting all your exposed skin, and covering up those tats if you’re gonna be running around shirtless. Or just come up with another strategy entirely. The whole I’m black from the neck up and Hispanic from the neck down thing may be a red flag when cops are looking for  you.

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