I Have Probably Watched The Jim “Weatherman Ninja” Cantore Video 1,000 Times

Featured, News — January 30, 2014 at 3:58 pm by

I know it’s a couple of days old, and I know it’s everywhere, but I don’t give a damn.  This video bomb gone crotch-crusher is riveting.  Notice how Cantore senses danger, yet remains calm, like he almost wishes it to happen.  This college prankster never had a chance.  Cantore never even really acknowledges the kid until after the crotch shot, waving it off as an everyday exercise in professional journalism.   All Ol’ Jim does is put the kid’s ability to extend the family tree in serious jeopardy with an expertly placed, no look, knee to the junkyard.  No big deal to the weather ninja. Cantore’s actions are saying this to all future would be video bombers: “Don’t fuck with me, there’s a storm to report.”

 

 

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