I Am Genuinely Creeped Out By The New Adam Jones Bobble Head

Sports and Bets — August 25, 2014 at 7:03 pm by

The O’s want us all to come to the yard on Labor Day, September 1st, when they’re offering up a creepy Adam Jones bobble head give away.

Skip to the 22-second mark if you don’t want to sleep tonight.

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Get that thing the fuck away from me. I currently have tickets, to this 1:35 game, and I’m already coming up with every excuse in the book to not have them hand me one of these sketchy ass toys. I’d rather them hand me a real-life Chuckie doll than this molesters’ play thing. It might be possible for them to make Adam Jones look more like a date-rapist, but I’m not convinced it is.

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