Hot Wings and Ranch Dressing? Hell No!

Pubs and Grub — November 19, 2014 at 8:46 pm by

Every man at some point in his man life has been out at a bar or restaurant pounding some cold beers and hot wings while watching football.  When you place your order of a couple dozen hot wings, the waitress usually asks if you want blue cheese or ranch with them. That’s a pretty standard question right there. But while it might seem like a multiple choice question there is only one right answer- and that’s Blue Cheese, my friends.

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Blue Cheese and hot wings just go together, so perfectly together. Like peanut butter and jelly, spaghetti and meatball, or lamb and tuna fish- if you like that analogy better. Seriously, Big Daddy reference aside, what football loving, hot wing eating, self-respecting, American man says, “You know what honey, bring me a side of ranch with those.”.  Automatic man card violation, no questions asked. It’s nothing personal against ranch dressing. There is a time and a place for everything, and ranch dressing just doesn’t go with something as manly as a plate of hot wings. If you’re eating a salad or some type of bull crap vegetable platter and you chose ranch dip, be my guest. But don’t bring that girly-ass ranch dip anywhere near a good old fashioned hot wing.

Ain’t no ranch with these wings, babes……

 

 

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