Homeless Man In NY Subway Rambles About God Knows What; Hits Us With Life Lessons

Humor — August 24, 2014 at 2:28 pm by

Prepare to get a whole bunch of life lessons dropped on you, cause this guy’s throwing them down hard.

 

No doubt I’m going to listen to how a homeless man thinks I should spend my days. Clearly he’s an open book, and he’s got this game called life all figured out. But for somebody who is clearly bat-shit insane, I’m sort of buying what this guy’s selling. Sure he doesn’t know the names of any of the mental disorders he is suffering from, but as a self-proclaimed nice crazy guy, he’s just trying to tell the common man that you can’t scratch your itchy ass in a straight jacket. And just in case you ladies were wondering, he loves conalingus.

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Preach my man, preach.

via BroBible

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