High Speed Chase Ends With Bong Hit

Humor, News — October 23, 2014 at 1:19 pm by

Early Sunday morning, an unidentified Michigan man was in a high speed chase with police. He reached speeds of 115 mph while driving on US 23 before the jig was up. He lost control of his vehicle, rolled over several times, and ended up in a ditch on the side of the highway. Now here’s where your average criminal would have thrown in the towel. An average criminal would’ve put their hands up and surrendered like a giant lame ass, but not this guy. According to NBC 24, “When the driver was approached by three officers, he showed no signs of being injured. He looked up, lit up a marijuana bong and began smoking while the officers attempted to break out a window.” What a way to go out. That’s pretty much the equivalent of dropping the mic. The chillest dude alive was then arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of marijuana, and operating under the influence of drugs. I wonder if they had to give him a traditional sobriety test, or if he offered to perform the Spicoli sneaker-to-the-dome demonstration?

via Gawker & NBC 24
cover pic: Print Killer

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