High School Teacher Was Banging So Many Students There Was A Line At Her House

Humor, News — March 24, 2015 at 4:39 pm by

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Erica Mesa, 28, of Stafford, Virginia has pleaded guilty to two counts of electronic solicitation of a minor and two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor (Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star). The former math teacher and volleyball coach at Colonial Forge High School just couldn’t help herself around those young bucks. From The Huffington Post:

In a confession obtained by Stafford Sheriff’s deputies, Mesa said she had sex with the boys, one of whom was underage at the time, because it made her feel “attractive and wanted.” She told how she had sex with one victim in a car in a commuter lot on his eighteenth birthday. She also described how she had multiple students over at her house while her husband was away. She said she made one of the boys wait his turn in the basement while she had sex with another upstairs.

I can’t imagine how excited Mesa was when her husband went away. She was probably scheduling sex sessions with these kids like it was a damn doctor’s office. I bet she even had magazines and shitty music playing to help them pass the time before appointments. That information also presents a very interesting dilemma. While banging your teacher is one of the coolest things you can do sexually, participating in sloppy seconds is one of the worst. That’s a tough call. Ah fuck it, who the hell am I kidding? At 18-years-old, I would’ve slid in that crazy broad like this.

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Mesa was charged with the sex abuse of two boys, but told police that she had sex with a total of four victims, according to the Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star. In exchange for her pleas, prosecutors reduced two charges against her, and dropped two others. She faces a maximum of 22 years in prison when she is sentenced May 21. In court Friday, her lawyer said that his client’s poor choices cost her her marriage and her career. As part of her plea deal, Mesa will register as a sex offender (The Huffington Post).

22 years!?!? That’s ridiculous. Only one of the four students was underage when they had sex, and I doubt she had to twist any of their arms. I would’ve given her a slap on the wrist, but that’s because I’m a perv with limited knowledge of the judicial system.

via The Huffington Post & Uproxx
cover pic: Uproxx

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