Heinz Ketchup Coming In Hot With A Link To Some Porn On Their Bottle

Humor — June 19, 2015 at 4:16 am by

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A German man, Daniel Korell, recently scanned the promotional QR code on his Heinz ketchup bottle, and was quickly directed to a porn website. The QR code was supposed to take you to a website which hosted one of Heinz’s contests that ran from 2012 to 2014, but after the end of the contest, the company no longer owned the rights to the website. Since then, a porn company called Fundorado bought the link. Hence, we have our user being taken directly to porn.

Boo fucking hoo, Daniel Korell, you had to watch pornos instead of ketchup advertisements, what a tough day. Let’s be honest though, anyone who reads enough of their ketchup bottle to even know that there’s a contest on it is a shady character. Can’t trust people who are that passionate about ketchup as far as you can throw em. Ketchup people are just so weird. I swear ketchup lovers have some type of cult that us normal people will never understand, nor want to be a part of. Ketchup belongs on burgers and hot dogs, and nothing else. Not fries, not mashed potatoes, or eggs, or anything else those weirdos put it on. So just based on the fact that this loser was enough of a ketchup enthusiast to want to further explore Heinz’s website makes it zero surprise that he’s rather look at ketchup than porn.

 

via Gawker

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