Handwriting Expert Tells Us Alex Rodriguez Is Girly With A Big Ego, But We Already Knew That

Humor, Sports and Bets — February 19, 2015 at 1:59 pm by



So by now everyone’s heard of the Alex Rodriguez bull shit handwritten apology to whoever the fuck gave a shit enough to read about it (not me). Here’s a piece of the letter:




A handwriting expert, Paula Sassi, took a look at A-Rod’s letter and determined two things that everyone has known for ages: A-Rod is girly, and has a big ego.

Sassi said of Alex’s writing- “He writes like a girl. Feminine writing is more rounded, with a lot of connections, which he has throughout this. And a right slant. Masculine writing tends to be more angled, straight up and down, maybe printed.” She went on to add “The capital ‘T’s’- that’s where you see the personal ego. This is probably what gets him into trouble. He has a very strong-willed, independent ego. They’re so large and printed. That’s the kind of capital ‘I’ where you say they’re very independent, and strong-willed.”

Wow, I never believed in this handwriting analysis nonsense until this very second. That’s the definition of Alex Rodriguez. Girly, with a big ego. He’s the type of scummy guy you see getting a pedicure and eyebrow wax at the most swanky Asian spa in town, demanding a blow job with a finger in his ass before he leaves, and then side swiping three cars on his way out of the parking lot, but doesn’t give a shit cause they cost less than his.

via Yahoo Sports


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