Guys Lose Game Of Beer Pong, So They Shoot Up The Party

News — October 20, 2014 at 2:43 pm by

Early Sunday morning in Ames, Texas, two jackasses committed the biggest party foul in the history of party fouls. Decoris “Red” Rucker and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett” (what an applicable nickname) were not too happy about losing a beer pong game. Instead of saying good game, shaking the victors’ hands, and signing back on the list like gentlemen, they opted to act like the worst sore losers on the fucking planet. According to The Smoking Gun, “The men, witnesses said, ran from the home while firing wildly at partygoers. An 18-year-old woman was shot in the thigh during the gunfire.” It’s also been reported that Rucker ended up getting shot in the leg. The men fled the scene in a car, and police are still looking for these giant babies with terrible marksmanship. 

These guys are such an embarrassment to the game of beer pong that they should get a lifetime ban after their trip to prison. There’s no rebuttal for the bullshit that they pulled. Beer pong is a game for men of honor, not for hot-headed imbeciles. Barry Badrinath would shake his God damn head at these menaces.

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via The Smoking Gun & The Vindicator
cover pic: The Bounce
Barry Badrinath pic: Photobucket

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