Guy Falls Asleep In Car, Gets Mouth Stuffed With Astounding Amount Of Twizzlers

Humor — July 29, 2015 at 3:18 pm by

Talk about captivating. Anxiously waiting to see which Twizzler would finally wake that dude up was like a high stakes game of Jenga. Our final tally was an incredible 11 Twizzlers in his mouth and two in his glasses before he finally realized what was going on. He has to be the deepest sleeper in the world. I can only fall asleep in a car if my BAC is more than twice the legal limit, and this guy’s out here not flinching while his mouth gets stuffed to the brim with the most overrated candy of all-time. God, I fucking hate Twizzlers. If I were that guy, there’s no way I would’ve handled their horseplay so well. I would’ve whipped those so-called friends with those vile licorice sticks like my name was Indiana Jones.

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