Guy Almost Dies At The Hands Of An Anaconda Just Chilling In A House

Outdoors — February 24, 2016 at 2:05 am by

 

 

 

Snakes don’t really freak me out like they do a lot of people. That being said, I’m sure as shit not gonna approach an anaconda that could dwarf me with one bite and just casually touch it like it’s not a man eating dinosaur. I mean, just take a look at that thing. It’s insane that a snake that big exists in this world. If it wasn’t so intent on killing you, you could get on the back of that bad boy and ride it to work. I’m just glad I don’t live wherever this thing does. I’m also glad that I’m smart enough not to touch one in the unlikely scenario┬áthat I come face to face with one of those in the greater Baltimore area.