Groom Carries Bride, Groom Body Slams Bride

Humor — October 30, 2014 at 2:37 pm by

Oh, shit is right. I doubt they had broken ribs listed on their Bed Bath & Beyond registry. But that’s what happens when you try to break Usain Bolt’s 100m world record in dress shoes while carrying a woman. You can’t argue with physics, chief. Chazz Reinhold was right. This marriage nonsense is for the birds.

via Uproxx

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