Silly string ranks about a hard 8 on a scale of 1-10 for things I don’t want to be covered in for the rest of the night. But if you’re gonna wear an opponent’s jersey into another team’s stadium, you’re asking for it. Silly string that bitch up and send him home.
But on a real note also, silly string was the greatest growing up. Only a small step below Play Doh, and that’s only cause Play Doh tasted so good.