Gilbert Arenas Was Banned From County Fair Basketball Game For Winning Too Much

Humor, Sports and Bets — July 27, 2015 at 2:06 pm by

“Everyone screamed the rims are bent, I screamed Hibachi.” What a great fucking line. Man, do I miss Gilbert Arenas’ crazy ass. I feel like people sometimes forget how good Arenas was at basketball because of all of his bizarre antics, but that dude could fill it up back it the day. And clearly, he’s still got plenty of game left. The Wiz oughta be on the phone right now signing him to take over the veteran leadership role now that Paul Pierce is gone. You ever play a basketball game at a fair or amusement park? It’s impossible. The balls suck, the hoops suck, your fingers are covered in grease from inhaling a turkey leg. It’s an incredibly difficult game and Arenas made it look like child’s play. Agent Zero is coming back to the league, and he’s bringing his comically oversized dount hat with him. Couldn’t have scripted it any better myself.


via Bleacher Report
cover pic: Gilbert’s Instagram

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