‘Game Of Thrones’ Nerd Stabs Home Intruder With A Medieval Spear

Humor, News — September 23, 2014 at 12:30 am by

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“I am a Christian man and I don’t want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it.”

This quote sounds like it was straight out of ‘Game of Thrones,’ and that’s because the man who said it, Jimmy Morgan Jr., is a huge fan, and thus deems it appropriate to arm himself with medieval swords and spears, and weapons of that nature.

25-year-old Thomas McGowan is being charged with criminal trespass of a habitation, evading arrest with a vehicle, and driving while intoxicated. That’s because he allegedly broke in to Morgan’s home, where Morgan stabbed him with a spear. As McGowan made his getaway, Spear-bearer Jimmy Morgan called the police to tell them of the incident. Morgan says he keeps the spear near his bed.

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According to Morgan: “He started retreating and I started advancing and I was stalking him here, you never cross your legs, and I cornered him right here. The door was locked and shut. He was panicked at this point. He said, ‘I can’t get out, I can’t get out.’ As he was running, he smeared blood from here to high heaven and he splattered here and he splattered there and splattered all over there. It was like a deer…I don’t have a firearm so I have a short spear, very quick, very agile and very deadly. I am a Christian man and I don’t want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it.”

Respect.

 

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via Texomas, KYFO

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