Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating On Her Motorcycle In Front Of Neighbors

Humor, News — September 9, 2014 at 3:39 pm by

Karen Marie Dilworth, 50, of Ormond Beach, Florida took a detour from Pleasure Town to the slammer. This past Saturday, Karen was going to town on herself on top of her motorcycle in her garage. Pretty standard stuff. The only problem was that her garage door was open, and three prude ass neighbors didn’t appreciate witnessing her make sweet love to herself. I would have pulled up a lawn chair and enjoyed the show, but different strokes for different folks. They decided to call the cops, which was understandable considering one of the neighbors was a 13-year-old boy. Karen was charged with lewd/lascivious exhibition by a person over 18 on a person under 16. For what it’s worth, Karen denies any wrongdoing. She told police that she was in her garage smoking and drinking beers.

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I’ll be honest, I don’t think that Karen did anything wrong. The whole point of buying a motorcycle is to have an excuse to wear leather jackets and commit sex acts on them. That’s it. What was she supposed to do, masturbate with the garage door closed? It’s summertime. The heat would have been sweltering and ruined any kinky vibes. Mind your own damn business next time, neighbors. Just go inside, close the blinds, fire up the TV, and forget all about this sexual dynamo. No harm, no foul. I’d also bet dollars to doughnuts that this song was the soundtrack to her erotic journey. Classic rock, catching a buzz, and some Harley fingerblasting, Karen sure knows how to party.

via Gawker & Daytona Beach News Journal 

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