Florida Sex Offender Allegedly Gets Caught Masturbating In Yoga Class

Humor, News — September 17, 2014 at 2:09 pm by

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Joseph Jordan is a registered sex offender in the good state of Florida, and on Sunday, he decided to take a yoga class at Power Yoga studio. Nothing out of the ordinary. He showed up in jean shorts, filled out the required paper work, paid his dues, and began taking the class.

It was only five minutes in to the class that Joseph was reportedly caught with his hands down his pants, jacking off. But with all those fine rear ends in yoga pants, who wouldn’t? He was escorted out of the building, and given a full refund.

I’m not one to judge a man for where he services himself, and I’m even less of a judge of a man who chooses to show up to yoga class in a pair of jean shorts. Give ’em hell Joey.

I am judging the yoga studio, however, for feeling the need to give this man his money back after he was just caught wailing away on himself in class.

via First Coast News

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