Florida Child Molester Wins $3 Million Lottery Jackpot Because Life Isn’t Fair

News — December 11, 2014 at 6:09 pm by


Timothy Poole, 43, is a real fucking scumbag. He’s been arrested 12 times in Florida for various crimes such as grand theft, forging a check, and most notably, sexually battering a nine-year-old boy. Poole was a friend of the victim’s family and “performed sexual acts on the boy while sharing a bed with him at the family’s home” (NY Daily News). Poole ended up serving three years in prison for his despicable behavior. Despite people being rightfully pissed off about Poole winning the jackpot, the Florida Lottery cannot legally withhold his winnings. This gigantic creep will receive a lump sum payment of $2,219,807.90, and there’s nothing that anybody can do about it. His friend Floyd Snyder thinks that he should enjoy his winnings. Snyder said that, “He’s a very positive person. Very kind. Giving. I think that’s why he won. It’s Christmas time and the dude deserves a break.”

This whole thing is such a¬†God damn shame. If there’s any karmic justice, this guy will blow all his money and spend his remaining days diabetic and destitute.

via Gawker & NY Daily News
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