Flight Headed To LA Had To Land In Nebraska Because A Passenger Wouldn’t Stop Masturbating

Humor, News — November 30, 2014 at 3:58 am by

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Can’t stop, won’t stop. 26-year-old Doug Adams was on his way from Boston to LA, when he just began cranking away at himself mid-flight. He had no plans to stop, and continued to do so so much, that the plane had to make an emergency landing in Nebraska, so Adams could be removed and arrested.

Drive and determination are two things to be admired in a man, and Doug Adams has them. He also knows how to have a hell of a jerk-off sesh. All chronic masturbators out there, the bar has been set. Your move.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

PS- Imagine the walk of shame down the aisle of the plane while everyone stares at you, handcuffed, with a hard on.

via Gawker

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