Fisherman In Kayak Is Scared Shitless When Shark Breaches Water And Eats His Fish

Outdoors — September 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm by

Ok, first of all, let’s just point out that this guy’s a total fuck-tard for going out into the ocean solo and fishing from a kayak. The shark was probably just responding to his super sexual, heavy-breathing mating call. I would really like to call this guy a pussy for screaming like a little bitch (and for wearing a Casio watch), but then again, we’d all probably do the same. Plus he had the testicular fortitude to not give up on the fish. A true¬†fisherman never gives up on the fish. I don’t care if you have to give the shark your first-born child, you NEVER¬†give up on the fish!

via Guyism

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