Fat Guy Almost Drowns While Zip Lining

Fails, Humor — October 16, 2015 at 4:03 pm by

That was one of the most nonathletic feats I’ve seen in a long time. Homeboy was bouncing across the grass like somebody was skipping stones, and he could barely keep his giant melon above water. This is yet another example of the importance of knowing your limitations. Fat guys aren’t meant for zip lining, just like skinny people aren’t built for sumo wrestling and Steelers fans aren’t capable of dating outside their families. You either play the hand you’re dealt or you come dangerously close to drowning in a dirty-ass pond. C’est la vie.

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