Eel Gnaws Through Man’s Colon

Featured, News — April 9, 2013 at 3:28 pm by

Source Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.Needless to say, it damn near killed ‘im.According to the doctor, the 20″ eel gnawed its way through the man’s colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.”The eel was simply trying to find its way out,” another doctor is quoted as saying.Shockingly, the eel survived the ordeal as well, though it didn’t stick around for long.It seems the Guangdong province resident was attempting to imitate a scene from an X-rated film he was watching, but the eel proved more slippery than anticipated.

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Umm…Wtf? So is this the new way to spice up your sex life? One, what kind of porn are you watching? And, what would make you reenact this? If you ever decide to use an eel as a sex toy, no matter what happens, don’t tell anyone, even if it costs you a chewed out colon.

 

One Comment

  1. Answer: Japanese Porn
    (trust me)

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