Dwarf Stripper Knocks Up Bride After Banging Her At Her Bachelorette Party

News — October 10, 2014 at 1:05 am by

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Jesus, lady get your life together.

The world’s most unfortunate husband married who he thought was the girl of his dreams, only to find out nine months after their wedding that his new wife was a dirty, dirty tramp who fucked the dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party. The child was originally thought to be the husband’s, but when doctors informed the couple the child had dwarfism, the woman confessed to the whole sleazy story.

I’d say this is probably the lowest point in her life, but if this is how she rolls, I’m sure she’s done worse. Zach Galifanakis would be hard-pressed to find a better plot if he ever has a hankering to film The Hangover 4.

Although dwarf sex is not my fetish per say, I totally see the merit. But for fuck’s sake, get that out of your system long before your bachelorette party. At bare minimum you would think she would have at least had him PULL THE FUCK OUT.

She should have known an exotic dancer would shoot a potent load.

via Elite Daily

18 Comments

  1. Funniest story I have heard in awhile!!

  2. this was funny when i read it on Live Leak earlier today

  3. classic

  4. Jesus take the wheel.

  5. Kick her to the curb you dont need that shit in your life man..

  6. good for the midget -we need more little people 🙂

  7. The husband should not be mad, it was just a small indiscretion in which he now has to deal with the short end of the deal.

  8. “Mommy, why is daddy so tall?”

  9. I guess you can say the husband got the…

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    Short end of the stick! YEAHHHHHHHHH

  10. Probably bullshit. They don’t even give any names. Ive seen more believable writing on bathroom walls.

  11. He was so short, the only way he COULD knock her was UP.

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