Dude Tries A Sweet Pool Jump, Ends Up Kicking Everybody In The Face

Humor — March 12, 2015 at 4:41 pm by

SAFE!!! Homeboy was looking like Ty Cobb with that violent slide. This is a classic example of the importance of staying in your lane. Just because your friends are tremendous athletes that can do cool flips doesn’t mean that you’re capable of the same. Like Judge Smails says, “The world needs ditch diggers, too.” Next time, keep it simple with a cannonball. Or better yet, go with the always hilarious belly flop. Chicks love funny guys. They don’t love getting their chompers knocked out by a clumsy slapdick.

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