Dude In UK Gets Busted, Has To Write Essay

Featured, News — March 29, 2013 at 11:19 pm by

UK Convicted UK pot dealer Terry Bennett, 32, was just sentenced to the grown-up version of writing “I will not chew gum in class” on the chalkboard 100 times. He must pen a 5,000-word essay about the dangers of cannabis by April 4—or spend a year in jail.  “It was a shock to be given such an unusual punishment. It’s been ages since I last wrote an essay,” Bennett, who was caught with just over two pounds of marijuana and admitted his intent to sell it, told the UK newspaper the Mirror.

My Essay Will Include Instructions On How To Turn Your Computer Mouse Into a Bong

My Essay Will Include Instructions On How To Turn Your Computer Mouse Into a Bong

Hello?!  Shock at the punishment?!  Forever since you wrote an essay?!  You go from doing a year in the pen  and  being some lifer’s bitch to writing an essay on weed and that’s all have  to say?  Man I’d have been curled up on the floor of that courtroom weeping my ass off.  Tears of joy, like when Jacoby Jones caught that ball in Denver.  5,000 word essay?  Shit, Judge I’ll write ya a god-damn novel. Anything else Judge?  I’ll wash your car or shine your shoes if you need it.  How bout I pick up your dry cleaning?   Love this sort of forward thinking on sentencing by the way.  This is straight outta Seinfeld’s butler episode.    I gotta couple of traffic tickets on the Eastern Shore , maybe some judges in Dorchester County like to read stupid internet  blogs…..

 

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