Dude Having A Threesome Gets Stabbed By Roommate Because His Ladies Were Screaming Too Loudly

Humor, News — September 3, 2014 at 5:47 pm by

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42 year-old Antonio Flores recently got arrested for stabbing his roommate multiple times in the head, back, and arms. The reason? The 36 year-old was having a threesome in his room, and his dick riders were screaming too loud. The incident actually occurred back in the Spring, but Flores was just arrested on Tuesday.

The first thought I had about this story is why the fuck are a 42 and 36 year-old grown men living together?

After I got over the weirdness of that Bert-and-Ernie relationship, I began to think, this guy’s straight up the man. First he pleasures two women too successfully, then he survives multiple stab wounds from a kitchen knife. What a pimp. I can only hope my life goes half as well as this guy’s. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you pleasure two women at once too well. Ever.

This is the relationship I’m led to believe that Flores thought he had with his roommate…

via CBS

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