Does This Wanted Criminal Look Like He’d Be Found In A Random Dark Closet Eating A Bowl Of Salad?

News — October 21, 2014 at 12:58 pm by

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A 54-year-old Tennessee man named Timothy Black was wanted by police for stealing a car and shoplifting. No clue how they got this tip, but they ended up finding Black alone in a dark closet, in someone else’s house, eating a bowl of salad.

It’s amazing it took the U.S. a decade to find Osama Bin Laden when these McMinn County sheriffs were able to locate this bad ass like he was no big deal. Wanted for theft over $1,000? Lock him up for life, no parole. His act of casually eating a bowl of salad while being wanted by the law was a clear cut message in my opinion. He’s a straight shooter who gave the middle finger to society and gives zero fucks what you think about it.

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