Detroit Man Shot In Groin For His Potato Chips

News — September 3, 2015 at 3:44 pm by

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A 59-year-old Detroit man was walking outside a McDonald’s near 8 Mile and Dequindre Tuesday night, when he crossed paths with a very hungry criminal. The thief snatched a bag of potato chips out of his hands and things only got worse for him from there. According to¬†The Detroit News, “The victim reportedly told the suspect ‘Yo, man, give me back my chips’ and grabbed them back. The man then pulled out a handgun and shot the victim in the groin, police said. The victim is in a hospital in stable condition.”

This psycho fled the scene with the chips, and the police are still looking for him. I hope that when they do catch him, they throw the book at him. You’ve got to be a real dickhead to rob and shoot a man for his potato chips, especially when you’re right outside a fucking McDonald’s. Scrape together some loose change and get yourself a McDouble like a decent human being. Or if you’re 100% committed to the outlaw lifestyle, just rob the Mickey D’s. Tell the employees to keep the money, don’t hurt anybody, and load up a sack with tasty treats. Or maybe next time, do everybody a favor and Cheddar Bob yourself, ya damn lunatic.

via Gawker & The Detroit News
cover pic: Click On Detroit