Dad Tells Kid That His Car Has An Ejector Seat That’ll Send Him Into Space For Misbehaving

Humor — February 18, 2015 at 5:55 am by

What a brilliant parenting move. “Oh, you’re going to act like a little dickhead, Charlie? Then, I guess I’ll have to launch your ass into space where you’ll never see Mommy again.” That kid will never get out of line when those are the consequences. Being in outer space without your Mom is probably the worst environment imaginable for a little kid. There’s no oxygen, no protection from UV rays, and no grilled cheese sandwiches. Talk about a living hell. Somebody please give this man the 2015 Father of the Year Award and a box set of The Fast and the Furious for his ingenious disciplinary tactic. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that he’s a fan.

via Reddit

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