Cyclist Takes A Poop Break, And Whoops, Started A Forest Fire With His Toilet Paper

News — July 24, 2015 at 9:11 am by

A 73-acre fire was started in Boise, Idaho, after a cyclist took a shit, and burned his toilet paper. The fire was started Wednesday, and put out later that night, but a fire extending 73-acres is no joke.

Great team effort by Boise Fire and BLM crews yesterday afternoon! The fire at Hulls Gulch Reserve, located in the 3000…

Posted by Boise Fire Department on Thursday, July 23, 2015



So just to be clear, this guy takes toilet paper with him wherever he goes? This was a premeditated shit? I guess he decided that rather than dumping in his house before his bike ride he was going to bring TP with him and shit in the woods.

Pissing outside is a top 5 experience in this world in my mind. Such freedom. But shitting outside is a different story. Your legs get tired and wiping is a real bitch. There’s no way I’d rather shit anywhere other than in the comfort of my own home. Plus you have to burn your toilet paper and set fire to the Idaho wilderness. Not for me.

via NBC

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