Cubs Fan Gets Busted Adjusting Her Cleavage For Selfie

Girls, Humor, Sports and Bets — May 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm by

Now there’s a woman who knows a thing or two about social media. She was all ready to snap the picture before calling a crucial, last second cleavage audible. She remembered that the more breast you show, the more Instagram likes you’ll receive. It’s a full proof formula that’s probably the most important equation since E = mc^2. If watching her pull her top down didn’t convince you that she’s a pro, the emphatic rejection of the photobomber should have. She shut that shit down with the quickness. The only thing that disappointed me in this video was the announcer trying to remain professional. As far as I’m concerned, fuck professionalism when titties are involved. Brent Musburger gets it.

via Uproxx

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