Creep Arrested For Masturbating In The McDonald’s Drive Thru TWICE

Humor, News — October 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm by

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Cory Peterson, of Michigan, is 45-years-old, and just got sentenced to two years probation for allegedly going through his local McDonald’s Drive Thru and jerking off.

He paid for his meal, and as the manager turned back to give him his change, he pulled a swift move and started stroking his penis. He busted out the old “have a nice day,” before pulling away. Soon after, he returned to the scene of the crime, ordered another meal, and again sat in the drive thru still wailing away on himself. Employees called the police, and managed to keep him there by telling him they were waiting for his fries. Police showed up, to find him in his car, with his pants still unzipped.

Finish yourself off, clean yourself up, and get the hell out of town, pal. Big mistake falling for the old “waiting on your fries” trick. No doubt those McDonald’s visors and button downs make any woman look sexy, so it’s tough to really blame the guy. There’s just no sympathy for a man who’s rubbing one out in the drive thru line anymore.

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via Complex

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