Couple Banging In Ocean Gets Stuck Together, Has To Go To Hospital

Humor, News — October 17, 2014 at 8:34 pm by

A couple in Porto San Giorgio, Italy decided to spice up their trip to a mostly deserted beach. They went out into the ocean for some passionate love making, where they became stuck due to suction. I’m no physicist, so I’m really not sure how the fuck they managed to do this. I’m guessing that the sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I’d also wager that homeboy was really working with some power thrusts. Lotta mass x acceleration from that dude’s dong. They stayed in the water until they were able to flag down a lady walking on the beach. She gave them a towel, and they awkwardly made their way back to shore. They were then taken to a local emergency room. “There the woman was given an injection usually used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women, in order to untangle the couple” (The Local).

All’s well that ends well. And I have to say if you’re going to get stuck somewhere, inside a woman is a pretty damn good place to be. It sure beats the hell out of getting your tongue stuck to a pole.


via The Local & Gawker
cover pic: Autograph Magazine
gif: Gifsoup

One Comment

  1. Bahaha. Yaaaas

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