Couple Allegedly Murdered Two People, But Couldn’t Climax While Having Sex On Their Dead Bodies

Humor, News — September 27, 2014 at 12:07 pm by

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There’s nothing worse than when you’re making sweet love on a couple dead bodies and can’t bust a nut. Sweethearts Alisa Massaro and Joshua Miner have been accused of murdering two men in Illinois, before Miner decided he wanted Massaro to ride his cock on top of the two deceased men. I don’t care who you are, you’re not turning down an offer like that. Like any normal person would, Massaro mounted him, and the two allegedly banged like there was no tomorrow. Miner later said that “We both couldn’t get off, plus it was weird.”

Weird? I don’t think so. Innovative? Definitely. This guy’s a total pussy for not being able to blow his load just cause there’s two dead dudes in the picture. Get it together, man. You’re better than that. Get your lady off, and then confidently sperm all over the place like it’s no one’s business.

via HP

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