Colorado Cops Are On The Lookout For A Jogger Known As “The Mad Pooper”

Humor, News — September 19, 2017 at 10:13 am by

One Colorado Springs family has had enough, and it’s time to take down “The Mad Pooper”. For the past few weeks, a jogger has been stopping mid jog to drop some bricks in a particular neighborhood. With help from her children, Cathy Budde has only caught the pooper in the act one time, but claims this has been a weekly occurrence.

The idea of dealing with some random joggers shit makes me dry heave, so I have sympathy for this family, but this a grade A news report.

kktv “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde recalled. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

I am convinced this jogger is just a savage, and will not tolerate interrupting a run for a bathroom break. I don’t believe it’s malicious towards one particular family either, we can all agree that our eternal shit clock don’t shut off for nothing. Regardless, this makes me throw up in my mouth.

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via Deadspin/KKTV

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