Colorado Cops Are On The Lookout For A Jogger Known As “The Mad Pooper”

Humor, News — September 19, 2017 at 10:13 am by

One Colorado Springs family has had enough, and it’s time to take down “The Mad Pooper”. For the past few weeks, a jogger has been stopping mid jog to drop some bricks in a particular neighborhood. With help from her children, Cathy¬†Budde has only caught the pooper in the act one time, but claims this has been a weekly occurrence.

The idea of dealing with some random joggers shit makes me dry heave, so I have sympathy for this family, but this a grade A news report.

kktv “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde recalled. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

I am convinced this jogger is just a savage, and will not tolerate interrupting a run for a bathroom break. I don’t believe it’s malicious towards one particular family either, we can all agree that¬†our eternal shit clock don’t shut off for nothing. Regardless, this makes me throw up in my mouth.

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via Deadspin/KKTV

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