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Gausman Stinks It Up, Birds Lose To Annoying Nationals

So much for thinking Kevin Gausman had a good chance of getting his first win tonight.  The Nationals exploded on the young phenom for 8 hits and 7 runs in just four innings.  […]

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by / on May 29, 2013 at 12:02 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Hammel, Birds, Smack Nats, But I’m Still Pissed About Sunday

by Seabass Jason Hammel had perfect timing yesterday.  Not only did he lead the O’s to a 6-2 win, but after Sunday’s debacle, the Orioles needed a deep, solid outing […]

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by / on May 28, 2013 at 1:26 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Big Bats, Freddy G, and Who In The Hell Is Danny Valencia?

The Orioles are bashing their way through Canada.  The Orioles won again today 6-5  and it was Toronto starter R.A Dickey  who fell victim to the smoking hot Oriole bats.  The Birds […]

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by / on May 25, 2013 at 11:12 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Bash Jays, And Chris Davis Is Ridiculous

Sean Nolin didn’t stand a chance last night.  The young left-hander got shelled as the Orioles returned the favor to the Jays by playing Major League debut spoilers.  However the difference in […]

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by / on May 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Pimlico: The Horses are Still Runnin’, and We’re Still Gambling

The Preakness is in the history books, but they are still running ’em at Ol’ Hilltop.  Last weekend was awesome even though fan favorite Orb lost his bid for Triple […]

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by / on May 24, 2013 at 11:10 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Gausman Earned Right to Stay, But Birds Get Thumped

Kevin Gausman’s big league debut fell into the “Hey, it wasn’t that bad” category.  Gausman  pitched only 5 innings and allowed 4 runs, but he also showed some poise in tough spots and hell, […]

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by / on May 23, 2013 at 10:51 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Are These NBA Guys For Real With These Post-Game Outfits?

If this is the future of men’s fashion, then I will happily remain out of style.  What the hell are these dudes thinking?  I’m not really sure, and maybe I’m just […]

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by / on May 23, 2013 at 7:53 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

I Hope All The Yankee Jerk-Offs Enjoy Their Trip Back To New York

Every time the Yankees come to town they bring their obnoxious asshole fans with them.   Granted the Orioles sucked for 15 years and kinda brought the annual New York invasions on […]

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by / on May 22, 2013 at 11:30 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

A Note To All The Bandwagon Baltimore Caps Fans

by The Chode It has been a little over a week, but I know that after a game 7 routing, Caps fans are at an all-time low. With that being said […]

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by / on May 22, 2013 at 3:45 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Sergio Gets All Racist On Tiger

ESPN- Sergio Garcia’s ongoing verbal sparring with Tiger Woods continued Tuesday night in Europe with what could be perceived as a racial reference for which the Spaniard later issued an apology. Garcia, […]

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by / on May 21, 2013 at 11:39 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Mclutch!!!

If Nate Mclouth was a car part he’d be the one you find on the left side of the floorboard, the clutch.  Nate stepped up to the plate in the bottom […]

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by / on May 21, 2013 at 11:08 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

You, You, and You Stay Calm. As For Me, I’m F@#king Panicking.

Disaster.  Absolute, unmitigated, fucking disaster.  The Orioles and Jim Johnson blow another one as a group of washed up, steroid addled, hired mercenaries take another one in dramatic fashion from  […]

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by / on May 20, 2013 at 11:07 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

What The Buck Is Going On? Orioles Need To Pull Their Heads Out Of Their Asses Real Quick

Every year the Preakness eats up all my attention for a week, and as a result my focus on the Orioles tends to blur a little,  so you may have to […]

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by / on May 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Preakness

by Seabass The best god-damn party of the year is here babes.  Preakness day has arrived and it’s time to either press what you made yesterday at Black Eyed Susan Day,  […]

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by / on May 17, 2013 at 6:45 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Here We Go Baby: Black Eyed Susan Day!

It’s here babes.  It’s time for THE weekend in Baltimore.  The weekend in which Baltimore hosts the second jewel of the Triple Crown, the Preakness.  This isn’t just some local hoot-n-nanny, the Preakness […]

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by / on May 16, 2013 at 7:32 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

O The Anger: JJ Finally Blows One, Birds Lose In 9th

Well, it was bound to happen at some point.  Jim Johnson, after setting a team record for consecutive regular season saves, blew one big time tonight against the Padres.  Up […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 10:24 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets