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O The Anger: JJ Finally Blows One, Birds Lose In 9th

Well, it was bound to happen at some point.  Jim Johnson, after setting a team record for consecutive regular season saves, blew one big time tonight against the Padres.  Up […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 10:24 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Macho Man And The Issues At Second

by The Chode Around this time last year the Baltimore Orioles were trying to find Mark Reynolds a glove that didn’t have a hole in it. Third base was a black […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 3:18 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Tips For A Faster Round Of Golf (Speed It Up Sergio)

Tis the season for hacks, smacks, beers, and little dimply white balls.  Golf is a great game, and we got your backswing here at Charm City Wire with friendly tips and […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 11:57 am / in Featured, Outdoors, Sports and Bets

Golf Feud Update: Sergio Chokes

You just knew it.  Tiger vs Garcia would end with a Sergio choke show.  The two rivals were neck and neck until Sergio put two in the water on 17.  Not […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 11:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Put Twinkies Back In Their Place, Take Series

  The Orioles took care of business Sunday and smashed the Twins 6-0.   In doing so the Orioles took their third straight series and sent the scrappy Twins back to .500.  […]

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by / on May 12, 2013 at 8:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Guy With No Arms Throws First Pitch at Camden Yards

Tom Willis knows all about making the best of whatever life throws at  you.Born with no arms, he’s had to make adjustments — about a million of  them.He writes with […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 4:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Magic and Madness In Minnesota….Birds Down By 6, Win In 10.

I am fucking glowing babes.  What a ball game tonight against the Twins.  The Birds were down 6-0 against the Twinkies going into the 6th, but this team don’t quit […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 12:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Is It Wrong To Take Mom To The Track For Brunch On Mother’s Day?….. Or Is It Sheer Genius

It’s genius, trust me babes. Sure, I understand that this could all be misconstrued as some degenerate gambler bum trying to get his fix on Mother’s Day, of all days, and to be honest,  it may be […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Matt Kemp, Is At This Moment, My Favorite Baseball Player on This Freakin Earth

by Seabass This video is all over the damn place, so you’ve probably seen it, but I think it’s worth another look.  It’s in Frisco and the Dodger’s just lost, but […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orioles Would Make Shitty Janitors, They Can’t Sweep

For the fourth time this year the Orioles had a chance to sweep a series.  For the fourth time they came up short.  The Birds dropped the final game of the series […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 11:43 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The 15 Biggest Pimp Orioles Of All Time

By Babes and Seabass To hell with stats.  To us here at Charm City Wire, the greatest Orioles are the ones we imagine being the biggest pimps.  The dudes on […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Win Fourth Straight, Now Tied With Red Sux For First

The O’s won again tonight in front of a paltry crowd of 12,000.  Meanwhile, at the Green Monsta, the Red Sox are getting drubbed by the Twins.  Though that game is still […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Arrested Once, Arrested Twice, Makes You Three Times The Dumb Ass

Sources  Former Detroit Lions wide receiver Titus Young was arrested twice in a 15-hour span Sunday, according to Riverside County, Calif., authorities.  Young was pulled over at 12:01 a.m. Sunday in Southern California […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:35 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

512 Fans Watch Orioles Beat Royals 4-3

It was the Matt Wieters show at the Yard tonight.  The Wheat stepped up big time for the Birds, connecting for two doubles and three RBIs.  His RBI double in […]

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by / on May 7, 2013 at 11:40 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Talkin’ Fantasy Football In May? You’re Damn Right.

It’s never too early  It’s May and the NFL draft is complete, so what does every hardcore football nerd turn all their attention to? Why fantasy football of course, babes. It is never […]

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by / on May 6, 2013 at 8:33 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

O’s Get Day Off After Punking Angels

Whew! Did you hear that big ass sigh of relief  coming from the warehouse Saturday?  You should have, because that was when the knee surgeon told the Orioles that the MRI on Chris […]

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by / on May 6, 2013 at 11:36 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets