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Is It Wrong To Take Mom To The Track For Brunch On Mother’s Day?….. Or Is It Sheer Genius

It’s genius, trust me babes. Sure, I understand that this could all be misconstrued as some degenerate gambler bum trying to get his fix on Mother’s Day, of all days, and to be honest,  it may be […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Matt Kemp, Is At This Moment, My Favorite Baseball Player on This Freakin Earth

by Seabass This video is all over the damn place, so you’ve probably seen it, but I think it’s worth another look.  It’s in Frisco and the Dodger’s just lost, but […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orioles Would Make Shitty Janitors, They Can’t Sweep

For the fourth time this year the Orioles had a chance to sweep a series.  For the fourth time they came up short.  The Birds dropped the final game of the series […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 11:43 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The 15 Biggest Pimp Orioles Of All Time

By Babes and Seabass To hell with stats.  To us here at Charm City Wire, the greatest Orioles are the ones we imagine being the biggest pimps.  The dudes on […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Win Fourth Straight, Now Tied With Red Sux For First

The O’s won again tonight in front of a paltry crowd of 12,000.  Meanwhile, at the Green Monsta, the Red Sox are getting drubbed by the Twins.  Though that game is still […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Arrested Once, Arrested Twice, Makes You Three Times The Dumb Ass

Sources  Former Detroit Lions wide receiver Titus Young was arrested twice in a 15-hour span Sunday, according to Riverside County, Calif., authorities.  Young was pulled over at 12:01 a.m. Sunday in Southern California […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:35 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

512 Fans Watch Orioles Beat Royals 4-3

It was the Matt Wieters show at the Yard tonight.  The Wheat stepped up big time for the Birds, connecting for two doubles and three RBIs.  His RBI double in […]

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by / on May 7, 2013 at 11:40 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Talkin’ Fantasy Football In May? You’re Damn Right.

It’s never too early  It’s May and the NFL draft is complete, so what does every hardcore football nerd turn all their attention to? Why fantasy football of course, babes. It is never […]

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by / on May 6, 2013 at 8:33 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

O’s Get Day Off After Punking Angels

Whew! Did you hear that big ass sigh of relief  coming from the warehouse Saturday?  You should have, because that was when the knee surgeon told the Orioles that the MRI on Chris […]

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by / on May 6, 2013 at 11:36 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orb Wins Derby, I Lose Money

As I watched Orb storm down the stretch Saturday, only one thought entered my mind.  “Seabass, you are one big dumb ass.”  All week, all anyone in horse-racing wanted to talk about […]

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by / on May 6, 2013 at 10:36 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

LAX Freight Train

Really can’t describe this better than the commentator, “freight train on Charles Street…actually I would say more like a double-decker mega bus!” Championship lacrosse is underway, so put down your […]

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by / on May 4, 2013 at 4:08 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Chris Davis + Knee Injury = Big Freakin’ Problems

Wasn’t it bad enough that the Orioles got shut out 4-0 last night?  Apparently the baseball gods didn’t think so. To add insult to injury, Chris Davis ended up hurting […]

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by / on May 4, 2013 at 10:08 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Oh Baby, It’s Kentucky Derby Day! Cliff B and Seabass Pick The Big Race.

  The Run for the Roses has finally arrived.  After months of prep races, the best 3-year-old thoroughbreds in the country will now get together for the greatest 2 minutes in […]

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by / on May 3, 2013 at 4:59 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Lights Out Baby! Chris Tillman Goes 8 Shutout Innings, O’s Win 5-1

Last night he first inning was a shaky one for Chris Tillman.  He walked two and was bailed out of the inning when Nick Markakis gunned down Mike Trout at the […]

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by / on May 3, 2013 at 10:25 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Ravens Re-Sign McKinnie: We Tell You Why That’s Huge

The Baltimore Ravens made one of their biggest moves of the off-season Thursday night by resigning left tackle Bryant McKinnie to a two-year deal.  That’s right, resigning a left tackle that didn’t […]

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by / on May 2, 2013 at 11:10 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Terps D Lineman Gets Signed As Rookie Free Agent- Watch Family Reaction Here

Undrafted Free Agent A.J. Francis just had an awesome day. Though he wasn’t selected during the draft, Francis was eventually picked up by the Miami Dolphins. It is always pretty […]

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by / on May 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets