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The Tonight Show Handed Out Hilarious NFL Superlatives For The 49ers/Seahawks Game

Absolutely love the Kaepernick superlative. I actually think it could not have been more accurate. I would say that pretty much all of these are spot on. Great slate of NFL […]

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by / on November 27, 2014 at 1:09 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Ravens Timmy Jernigan Is Late For Meeting After He Sees Snow For The First Time

Timmy Jernigan has lived in Florida his entire life, and when it began to snow at the Ravens team facility Wednesday, Jernigan got to make his first snowman. It caused […]

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by / on November 27, 2014 at 12:24 pm / in Sports and Bets

Today’s The 20th Anniversary Of The Craziest Ending In Football History

On November 26, 1994, the Plano East Panthers battled the John Tyler Lions in the third round of the Texas state playoffs. Plano East was down 41-17 with three minutes […]

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by / on November 26, 2014 at 6:18 pm / in Entertainment, Sports and Bets

Lakers Swaggy P Let’s Us Know How He Nabbed Iggy Azalea, And Offers Solid Pick Up Advice

Love me some Swaggy P. Not as much as I love me some Joakim Noah and his sick rec specs, but here’s Nick Young letting all of those with less […]

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by / on November 26, 2014 at 1:49 pm / in Entertainment, Sports and Bets

This Is Officially The Most Awkward SportsCenter Segment Of All Time

This poor fuckin guy. All I can say to my man Michael Rothstein is to please laugh along with us, so that we’re laughing with you, not at you. Jesus, what […]

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by / on November 26, 2014 at 3:56 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Terps Smack-Down Iowa State 72-63, Win CBE Tourney

It was hell in a shell tonight, babes. The Terps went into Kansas City and took the CBE Hall of Fame Classic Tournament by knocking off the #13 Iowa State Cyclones […]

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by / on November 26, 2014 at 12:52 am / in Sports and Bets

World’s Most Unfortunate Looking Human, Joakim Noah, Wore Rec Specs To Get Uglier

I actually love Joakim Noah, and I know I’m in the minority. But the passion he shows on the basketball court might be unrivaled in the entire NBA, and those […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 5:07 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Looks Like Manny Machado Got Married This Weekend, Killing Every Woman’s Dreams

Manny, Manny, Manny. Proud of you. Sorry eligible bachelorettes, Baltimore’s youngest stud Manny Machado has tied the knot. And to a total banger too. But I wouldn’t expect anything less from […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 12:47 pm / in Sports and Bets

Big Time Win, Babes

What a win, beating New Orleans in prime time on Monday Night, 34-27. Who cares the Saints kinda suck this year, it’s still Drew Brees and Sean Payton. It’s the […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 12:13 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Kelly Hall, Matthew Stafford’s Fiancée, Is A Helluva 3-Point Shooter

Behind the arch. Men’s ball. So close. A video posted by Kelly Hall (@kbhall82) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:53am PST Damn, that was an impressive shooting display. Knocking down […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 4:00 am / in Entertainment, Sports and Bets

Around The NFL With Babes

(This piece was written before and edited after the Ravens 34-27 win.) The Ravens have some serious work to do this week with the Chargers, Bengals, and Browns all winning. […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 1:17 am / in Sports and Bets

Here’s Playstation’s Banned Commercial Implying Gaming Is Like Jerking Off

Classy. I wonder how many teenagers just “played Playstation” to this ad into a tube sock. Needless to say this one has been banned from television.

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 1:06 am / in Sports and Bets

Forsett, Ravens, Run Over Saints 34-27. Feels Right At Home In The Dome, Son.

Justin Forsett is an absolute beast in this Gary Kubiak system.  Forsett picked, powered, and burst his way to 182 yards and 2 touchdowns in tonight’s win against the Saints . It […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 12:57 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Video: Steve Smith, Sr. Says, “I Look In The Eyes Of All My Victims Before I Take Their Lunch Money”

Steve Smith, Sr. was a big part of the Ravens’ 34-27 win over the Saints tonight. He hauled in four catches for 89 yards, including this tremendous first quarter touchdown. […]

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by / on November 25, 2014 at 12:52 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Melo Trimble Goes Bonkers, Terps Beat ASU 78-73

Hello, Melo. Melo Trimble introduced himself to the college basketball world tonight with a 31 point monster performance that showed why the young point guard was so hyped coming into […]

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by / on November 24, 2014 at 11:35 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Ravens at Saints Preview

The last time the Ravens were at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, they were hoisting the Lombardi Trophy. Tonight, the Ravens (6-4) will be battling the Saints (4-6) in a pivotal Week […]

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by / on November 24, 2014 at 7:07 pm / in Sports and Bets