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Steelers’ Defensive Lineman Being Sued By Ex For Allegedly Giving Her Genital Herpes

Newly signed Pittsburgh Steelers’ defensive lineman Cam Thomas is being sued by a woman named Adrienne, who claims Thomas gave her Genital Herpes. The lineman started 10 games for the […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 11:25 pm / in Sports and Bets

Scores-Baltimore: Every Man’s Fantasy Football…..Draft Fantasy

by Babes Has your local fantasy football league party gone stale?  Do you go to the same place, eat the same cheap- ass food, drink a few beers and go home […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 9:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Fantasy Football: Breaking Down The Denver Offense

by Babes We were all privileged enough last year to witness the most prolific and high-powered offense in NFL history in the Denver Broncos.  The Peyton Manning led offense broke countless […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 8:58 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Peyton Manning Is An Atrocious Dancer

Peyton Manning might be the greatest quarterback of all-time, but Jesus Christ, this guy’s a fucking nerd. This is the man who last season set NFL single-season records for passing […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 5:47 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Rays’ Chris Archer Has Big Problem With David Ortiz And So Do I

David Ortiz is a straight up piece of shit. I hate him like no one else in professional sports. During yesterday’s Red Sox-Rays game, Ortiz hit a home run that […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 1:12 pm / in Sports and Bets

Crush Does It Again, Gausman Hangs With The King. Birds Win 2-1

The Run Down You gotta tip your cap to Kevin Gausman on this fine Saturday morning.  Going into Friday night, the Gas-man was coming off of a disaster of a start […]

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by / on July 26, 2014 at 7:49 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Ryan Raburn Might Have Made The Worst Throw Of All-Time

He spiked that shit into the ground like he was trying to stop the clock during a two-minute drill. Not only was this highly embarrassing for Ryan Raburn, but it […]

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by / on July 25, 2014 at 1:52 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Chen Gem, Young Blast, Sink M’s. O’s Take Series Opener 4-0.

The Run Down A lot of stat people these days like to discount the win stat when it comes to starting pitchers.  They say that ERA and WHIP are truer indicators […]

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by / on July 25, 2014 at 7:06 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Ray Rice Suspension Is a Damn Joke. Plus, The NFL and Morality.

For a few minutes, pretend you aren’t a Ravens fan.  Better yet, pretend Ray Rice plays for the Steelers.  Or, even better, pretend that Janay Palmer is your sister or […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 11:24 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orioles At Mariners Series Preview

The Birds let the Angels off the hook last night, and had to settle for taking two out of three. This puts them at 3-3 on the road trip which […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 5:58 pm / in Sports and Bets

Frank Caliendo Read LeBron James’ Letter To Cleveland As Morgan Freeman

Saying that Frank Caliendo’s Morgan Freeman impersonation is spot on would be an understatement. That was an absolute pleasure to watch, and now I’m fiending to fire up The Shawshank Redemption for […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 2:12 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Funny Or Die Parodied Derek Jeter’s Jordan Ad To Roast Alex Rodriguez

By now, we’ve all seen Derek Jeter’s Jordan commercial a million times. Despite my hatred for all things Yankees, it’s a pretty sweet commercial. It features a cool concept and […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 1:21 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

NFL Suspends Ray Rice 2 Games: Here’s Why It’s A Fair Punishment

The NFL has announced Ray Rice has been suspended for the Raven’s first two games this season. I have already heard tons of people (mostly non-Ravens fans) crying out how […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 11:27 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Suggs Wants “Cool Joe” Flacco To Cuss Him And Rest Of Team Out

Ravens training camp has officially begun, and our always vocal defensive leader had a suggestion on how to improve our quarterback’s game. “Joe is just ‘Cool Joe,’ Most of the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 8:50 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Walk Angels To Win, Still Get Series

The Run Down Is there anything more frustrating than watching a bullpen walk away a ballgame?  It’s the baseball equivalent of death by paper cuts and it’s exactly what the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 6:18 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

West Coast Orioles Are Winning: But They Are Killing the Working Man

Going to work every morning is something we all dread. But my mornings are a little easier after a nice Orioles win. Like say, Tuesday night’s fantastic win over the Angels. But lately, even […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 5:23 am / in Sports and Bets

AJ Pierzynski Writes Diss Letter To Former Red Sox Teammates, Just To Shit On Them.

I’ve heard interviews of AJ Pierzynski before, and he always seemed like a likeable guy with a bad attitude. A good kind of bad, that is. Like if someone had […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 7:36 pm / in Sports and Bets

Cleveland Fan Takes A Leak On Art Modell’s Grave

Well this is just about as pathetic as it gets. It’s cool that you’re passionate about your team, that years later your blood still boils. Nobody has the right to […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 9:40 am / in Sports and Bets

Ravens: Five Training Camp Predictions

Where in the hell do the summers go these days?  Just a second ago it was Memorial Day Weekend and suddenly the Black Birds are reporting to training camp.  Personally, I’m […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Give Tony Dungy A Break

by Babes The sports media world is in an uproar today over comments that Tony Dungy made in an interview.  Dungy admitted if he were an NFL GM, he would […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 10:47 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Umpire Makes Completely Ridiculous Strikeout Calls

What a maniac. As if screaming and practically running down the first baseline wasn’t enough, he tosses in pop culture influenced zingers for good measure. I really hope that this […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 7:03 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Let’s Laugh At Yankees Pitcher Shane Greene Making 3 Errors

Last night worked out very well for the Birds. They beat the Angels, 4-2, and the Yankees and Blue Jays both lost to give the O’s a four game lead […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 3:15 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Manziel Leads NFL In Jersey Sales: So Once, Did Tim Tebow.

What the hell is going on in Cleveland?  First Lebron goes home and now everybody’s gobbling up Johnny Football jerseys like Joey Chesnut gobbles up wieners? Crazy stuff.  Personally, I […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 10:13 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Joey Odoms, Baltimore Native & Member Of The Maryland Army National Guard, Is The Ravens New National Anthem Singer

Baltimore Sun - Baltimore native Joey Odoms, who returned this summer from duty in Afghanistan as a member of the Maryland Army National Guard, will be the next national anthem singer for […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 8:36 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

Orioles At Angels Series Preview

The Birds will look to bounce back after a frustrating series that saw them drop two out of three to the A’s. Friday’s loss was a fucking gut punch while […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 7:05 pm / in Sports and Bets