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Frank Caliendo Read LeBron James’ Letter To Cleveland As Morgan Freeman

Saying that Frank Caliendo’s Morgan Freeman impersonation is spot on would be an understatement. That was an absolute pleasure to watch, and now I’m fiending to fire up The Shawshank Redemption for […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 2:12 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Funny Or Die Parodied Derek Jeter’s Jordan Ad To Roast Alex Rodriguez

By now, we’ve all seen Derek Jeter’s Jordan commercial a million times. Despite my hatred for all things Yankees, it’s a pretty sweet commercial. It features a cool concept and […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 1:21 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

NFL Suspends Ray Rice 2 Games: Here’s Why It’s A Fair Punishment

The NFL has announced Ray Rice has been suspended for the Raven’s first two games this season. I have already heard tons of people (mostly non-Ravens fans) crying out how […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 11:27 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Suggs Wants “Cool Joe” Flacco To Cuss Him And Rest Of Team Out

Ravens training camp has officially begun, and our always vocal defensive leader had a suggestion on how to improve our quarterback’s game. “Joe is just ‘Cool Joe,’ Most of the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 8:50 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Walk Angels To Win, Still Get Series

The Run Down Is there anything more frustrating than watching a bullpen walk away a ballgame?  It’s the baseball equivalent of death by paper cuts and it’s exactly what the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 6:18 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

West Coast Orioles Are Winning: But They Are Killing the Working Man

Going to work every morning is something we all dread. But my mornings are a little easier after a nice Orioles win. Like say, Tuesday night’s fantastic win over the Angels. But lately, even […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 5:23 am / in Sports and Bets

AJ Pierzynski Writes Diss Letter To Former Red Sox Teammates, Just To Shit On Them.

I’ve heard interviews of AJ Pierzynski before, and he always seemed like a likeable guy with a bad attitude. A good kind of bad, that is. Like if someone had […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 7:36 pm / in Sports and Bets

Cleveland Fan Takes A Leak On Art Modell’s Grave

Well this is just about as pathetic as it gets. It’s cool that you’re passionate about your team, that years later your blood still boils. Nobody has the right to […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 9:40 am / in Sports and Bets

Ravens: Five Training Camp Predictions

Where in the hell do the summers go these days?  Just a second ago it was Memorial Day Weekend and suddenly the Black Birds are reporting to training camp.  Personally, I’m […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Give Tony Dungy A Break

by Babes The sports media world is in an uproar today over comments that Tony Dungy made in an interview.  Dungy admitted if he were an NFL GM, he would […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 10:47 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Umpire Makes Completely Ridiculous Strikeout Calls

What a maniac. As if screaming and practically running down the first baseline wasn’t enough, he tosses in pop culture influenced zingers for good measure. I really hope that this […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 7:03 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Let’s Laugh At Yankees Pitcher Shane Greene Making 3 Errors

Last night worked out very well for the Birds. They beat the Angels, 4-2, and the Yankees and Blue Jays both lost to give the O’s a four game lead […]

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by / on July 22, 2014 at 3:15 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Manziel Leads NFL In Jersey Sales: So Once, Did Tim Tebow.

What the hell is going on in Cleveland?  First Lebron goes home and now everybody’s gobbling up Johnny Football jerseys like Joey Chesnut gobbles up wieners? Crazy stuff.  Personally, I […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 10:13 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Joey Odoms, Baltimore Native & Member Of The Maryland Army National Guard, Is The Ravens New National Anthem Singer

Baltimore Sun - Baltimore native Joey Odoms, who returned this summer from duty in Afghanistan as a member of the Maryland Army National Guard, will be the next national anthem singer for […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 8:36 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

Orioles At Angels Series Preview

The Birds will look to bounce back after a frustrating series that saw them drop two out of three to the A’s. Friday’s loss was a fucking gut punch while […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 7:05 pm / in Sports and Bets

Fernando Rodney Got A Taste Of His Own Medicine

The Angels beat the Mariners yesterday, 6-5, in walk-off fashion. But the real story was centered around Fernando Rodney’s infamous arrow celebration blowing up right in his face. I personally […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 12:57 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Adam Jones With An Honest Mistake, Forgets How Many Outs There Are

In yesterday’s game against Oakland, Adam Jones was as cool, calm, and collective as he ought a be. Just catching fly balls like its second nature, and in the third […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 9:29 am / in Sports and Bets

You Won’t Believe Floyd Mayweather’s Latest Claim. Unless You Know Floyd Mayweather

In case you hadn’t heard, Floyd Mayweather is a total douche bag. Earlier this year in Las Vegas, rapper T.I. tried to physically attack Floyd at a Fatburger. Can’t say […]

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by / on July 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

Britton Gets Got, O’s Lose To Lunatic A’s.

I’m gonna keep this one brief.  Hell, I’m late writing about it anyway.  But honestly, after Manny Machado shut up the constantly booing green and costumed weirdos that call themselves A’s […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 11:47 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Video: NHL Star Tyler Seguin Uses His Penis As Golf Tee

Dallas Stars player Tyler Seguin makes us all cringe as he lets a man hit a golf ball off of his genitalia. Solid move, my dude. “Ooh, it tickles.” This […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 11:23 am / in Sports and Bets

Orioles At Athletics Series Preview

The O’s will begin the second half of the season with a tough 10-game west coast road trip against the A’s, Angels, and Mariners. These teams have a combined .588 […]

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by / on July 18, 2014 at 6:51 pm / in Sports and Bets

The Smell of Horsecrap and Money: Saratoga, Cherries, and Horses.

Opening Weekend At Saratoga! After the grind of the Triple Crown races and the disappointment of California Chrome’s loss in the Belmont, we took a little break from handicapping the ponies […]

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by / on July 18, 2014 at 12:56 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orioles Fan Has The Greatest Customized Jersey Of All-Time

Stop the fight, this one’s over. I’ve seen a lot of hilarious personalized jerseys over the years, but this one takes the cake. It’s so good that I’m willing to […]

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by / on July 17, 2014 at 3:47 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Haloti Ngata Just Dominating His Workout

Post by Vili Ngata. The football season is quickly approaching, so now it’s time to get hyped up. 340-pound Haloti Ngata is seen here doing get ups, with 150 pound dumbbells […]

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by / on July 17, 2014 at 3:06 pm / in Sports and Bets

Finally, Len Bias To Be Inducted Into Terps Hall of Fame

Twenty-eight years after he succumbed to cardiac arrhythmia caused by a cocaine overdose, the University of Maryland will finally induct Len Bias into their Athletics Hall of Fame. Despite the way […]

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by / on July 16, 2014 at 9:32 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets