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O’s Bring The Stench Home, Lose Weekend Series Opener To Red Sux, 7-5

The Run Down I know it’s only April 24th, but damn this losing is getting old.  Especially the way the O’s are losing.  Walks, errors, and missed opportunities are a […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 11:29 pm / in Sports and Bets

Orioles vs. Red Sox Series Preview

The Birds are kicking off their nine-game homestand with a three-game series against those mangy Boston scumbags. Things aren’t looking so hot for our beloved O’s right now. They went […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 6:10 pm / in Sports and Bets

Get To The Yard Early Tonight To See Dez Wells Throw Out The First Pitch

Dez Wells has never been to Camden Yards before, but tonight he will be throwing out the first pitch for the O’s 7:05 game against the Red Sox. He’s scheduled […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 1:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

Great Camera Work Last Night At The Cavaliers Game

This Boston Celtics fan is obviously a HUGE LeBron James fan… pic.twitter.com/BbwekW2kQG — Steve Noah (@Steve_OS) April 23, 2015 I’ve grown to like LeBron over the years, but this is […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 10:51 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Royals Get In Yet Another Altercation, Proving Once Again They’re A Bunch Of Punk Asses

At first I was down with the whole ‘us against the world’ mentality, and it was refreshing to see in baseball. Even last year against the O’s in the playoffs […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 8:14 am / in Sports and Bets

Pelicans’ Fan Shows Support For Anthony Davis With Unibrow On His Chest

Aside from this being the grossest thing I’ve ever seen, this look is fucking legit. I can’t really tell for sure if that’s painted on, or if it’s shaved. Pretty […]

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by / on April 24, 2015 at 7:44 am / in Sports and Bets

Tillman’s Turn To Get Waxed As O’s Get Swept In Toronto.

The Run Down The O’s lost tonight, 7-6, to finish a brutal road trip on which they only managed to win two of seven games.  Tonight’s loss also completed a sweep at the […]

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by / on April 23, 2015 at 10:43 pm / in Sports and Bets

Check Out The University Of Nebraska-Omaha’s Taco Cannon

That is one awesome piece of machinery. I’d love to put that cannon directly into my suckhole like the Shotgun Shot from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The O’s should […]

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by / on April 23, 2015 at 2:19 pm / in Humor, Pubs and Grub, Sports and Bets

Shout Out To This Jockey Who Would Rather Ride Bare Assed Than Lose A Race

This jockey literally could not care less that his pants are down and his bare ass is being exposed. If a second place finish is more important to you that […]

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by / on April 23, 2015 at 1:41 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Birds’ Woes Against Toronto Continue With 4-2 Loss

The Rundown With the Birds’ 4-2 loss in Toronto, they’ve now lost three in a row, and four of their first five against the Blue Jays. They’re also a game […]

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by / on April 22, 2015 at 10:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

Thoughts On Ravens Schedule Release And The Big Jimmy Smith Signing

from the mouth of Babes… It was a big day for the Ravens Tuesday, as they managed to ink one of their young cornerstone defensive players, Jimmy Smith, to a […]

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by / on April 22, 2015 at 8:39 pm / in Sports and Bets

This Is About As Vicious As Boxing Knockouts Come

Sweet sassy molassy, what a knockout. Is that guy’s right hand dipped in titanium? That was Courtney Blocker throwing the thunderous right and Dominic Goode getting knocked into Bolivian. Blocker […]

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by / on April 22, 2015 at 3:03 pm / in Sports and Bets

You’ll Never Be As Tough As The Guy In The Sweater And Baseball Mitt Screaming At Adam Jones

tough son of a bitch right here with the baseball mitt and cardigan pic.twitter.com/pOXxv0EejR — Jeff Sullivan (@based_ball) April 22, 2015 WHAT A BAD MOTHER FUCKING ASS! This guy rolls […]

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by / on April 22, 2015 at 1:24 pm / in Sports and Bets

Maryland & Georgetown Basketball Schedule Home-And-Home Series

Maryland and Georgetown are finally renewing their rivalry on the hardwood for the Gavitt Tipoff Games. The Gavitt Tipoff Games are a new challenge between the Big Ten and Big […]

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by / on April 22, 2015 at 1:24 am / in Sports and Bets

Jays Plunked, Everybody’s Angry, and the O’s Pitching Is A Mess. Birds Lose 13-6.

The Run Down Another day, another dumpster fire.  The O’s got curb stomped tonight in Toronto, 13-6, to fall back to .500 baseball.  Bud Norris played the heel tonight, as […]

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by / on April 21, 2015 at 11:06 pm / in Sports and Bets

From Now On, Hopkins and Maryland Will Now Be Playing Lax For A Big Wood Crab

After over 100 meetings the Terps and Blue Jays have finally added a trophy to their long standing lacrosse feud.  The Rivalry Trophy was introduced today, and it’s a 25-pound, 22 x […]

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by / on April 21, 2015 at 9:22 pm / in Sports and Bets