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We’ve Clinched, But It Still Makes Me Angry. O’s Blanked 5-0 By Pineda, Yanks Pen.

The Run Down As everyone knows, the Orioles have won the American League East.  As of close of business tonight, the O’s had clinched at least the number two seed […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 11:56 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Orioles at Yankees Series Preview

The Birds are in the Bronx for a four-game series against the Yankees. This will be the last time that Derek Jeter will ever face the O’s, so let’s give […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 6:42 pm / in Sports and Bets

A Mom And Two Teens Accused Of Drawing 100-Yard Penis In High School Football Field

This mom is not a good parent, she’s a great parent. A 50-year-old woman and two teens are suspected of using weed killer to draw a huge-ass dick in the […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 5:44 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Jackass Hits Oriole Bird In Nuts, Bird Gets Last Laugh

  WATCH VIDEO HERE If you really want to mess with some poor guy who’s sweating his taint off just to entertain you, take your douchebaggery to a Chuck E. […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 3:20 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Royal Rumble At The 49ers/Cardinals Game…Grow Up

Fighting in the stands doesn’t make you a good fan, yet it’s quite the contrary. Fans who go out to enjoy a game shouldn’t have to keep an eye out […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 2:21 pm / in Sports and Bets

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Is Denied A High-Five By Mark Wahlberg

I wouldn’t give that dick-fuck Robert Kraft a high-five either. I don’t blame you, Mark. But you shouldn’t have even been clapping for the Patriots, and that’s where you lost […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 12:24 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

High School Football Player Delivers Superb Post Game Interview

Woah. Apollos Hester, a high school runningback out of Texas, dropped some wisdom on a reporter during the post game Friday night. This is awesome, it’s not everyday we get […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 12:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Whew! Lo-T, Ravens Power Up and Survive On The Road In Cleveland

Power football.  In a topsy-turvy, back and forth, divisional game, it was the Ravens’ running game that won the day.  Led by rookie Lorenzo Taliaferro (Lo-T), who was getting playing […]

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by / on September 21, 2014 at 11:55 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Kyle Juszczyk Is Awesome For Mocking LeBron And All Of Cleveland With Powder Toss

This was just awesome.

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by / on September 21, 2014 at 7:54 pm / in Sports and Bets

Red Sox Cut Their AL East Deficit To 25.5 Games With 3-2 Win Over Birds

The Run Down  The Red Sox were able to take two out of three from the O’s with their 3-2 win this afternoon. Enjoy it, you bearded pricks. The Birds […]

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by / on September 21, 2014 at 6:44 pm / in Sports and Bets

The Red Sox Suck. O’s Slaughter Them 7-2 At The Yard

by Seabass The Run Down David Ortiz and his ongoing weight problem carried the Sox Friday night and won the game for Boston in extra innings.  He began tonight’s scoring with […]

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by / on September 20, 2014 at 11:15 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Maryland Needs a Win in Syracuse After Heartbreaking Loss to WVU

Heading into College Park last Saturday morning around 7:30, I couldn’t wait to crush cocktails and watch the Terps smoke  West Virginia. Me and my Terp crew had nothing but positive feelings about […]

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by / on September 20, 2014 at 8:35 am / in Sports and Bets

Ex-Bullet Rex Chapman Was Arrested For Stealing $14,000 Of Merchandise From An Apple Store

Rex Chapman, 46, spent 12 seasons in the NBA, including four years with the Washington Bullets. Now, Chapman may be spending some time in the slammer after a series of […]

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by / on September 20, 2014 at 2:43 am / in News, Sports and Bets

Fat-Ass Ortiz Homers In Extras; Orioles Blow It, Lose 5-3

The Orioles have already clinched the AL East, but this final stretch of games is not meaningless, as the O’s still have a chance to catch the Angels for home field advantage […]

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by / on September 20, 2014 at 12:37 am / in Sports and Bets

Lesson Learned From Rice Jersey Exchange: Put Your Own Damn Name On Your Own Damn Jersey.

The lines formed early at M & T Bank today.  Folks weren’t there to buy game tickets or to attend an event, they were there to exchange their Ray Rice jerseys.  […]

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 7:22 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

Orioles vs. Red Sox Series Preview

The Birds will finish up their regular season home slate with a three-game massacre against the cellar dwelling Red Sox. Not only will it be nice to watch the O’s […]

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 6:23 pm / in Sports and Bets