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High School Kid Gets To Body Slam His Teacher In Front Of Entrie Student Body

Westlake high school lit pic.twitter.com/tpQRr3Hc8F — Dallin Achermann (@super_chef6) December 2, 2016     Who hasn’t thought about doing this? One minute you’re walking down the halls and pass your principal, and […]

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by / on December 3, 2016 at 1:14 pm / in News

Guy Casually Steals $1.6 Million Worth Of Gold From Armored Truck In NYC

On September 29th, a man nonchalantly strolled up to an unattended armored truck in Manhattan, only to flee with literally a bucket of gold. $1.6 million worth of gold flake to […]

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by / on November 30, 2016 at 10:12 pm / in News

IMPORTANT: Reward Out For Pet Turkey Stolen From Kent County Home

    I don’t like being the bearer of bad news, but this turkey was stolen the weekend before Thanksgiving. That bitch is dead.    

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by / on November 26, 2016 at 4:15 am / in News

News Anchor Tries To Draw A Cannon On Screen, Instead Draws Giant Dick

    All she needed was to add the wheels of the cannon to complete the shaft with the balls, and she’d have a full package. Great looking dick drawing. The […]

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by / on November 18, 2016 at 1:52 pm / in Humor, News

Man Enters Towson Pizza Joint Through Vent, Proceeds To Take Off Clothes Before Taking Cash

NEW VIDEO OF NAKED TOWSON PIZZA BURGLAR. Balt Co police looking for this guy who lost clothes in roof vent he used to break into business. pic.twitter.com/KUkL3rEBUd — Lowell Melser […]

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by / on November 15, 2016 at 3:10 pm / in Fails, News

Baltimore Is Getting An Arena Football League Team

Washington Wizards/Caps owner Ted Leonsis acquires Arena Football League team to play in Baltimore’s Royal Farms Arena beginning spring 2017 — Matthew Hay Brown (@matthewhaybrown) November 14, 2016   Well […]

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by / on November 14, 2016 at 11:59 am / in News, Sports and Bets

Is Shouting “Grab Donald Trump By The Pu**y” On Live TV Going To Be A Thing Now?

You know what was funny for a short time? The FHRITP movement, it was a cheap laugh, and it usually would come out of left field during a random broadcast. In this case, […]

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by / on November 10, 2016 at 10:29 am / in Humor, News

The Wizard Who Predicted The Cubs Winning The World Series In His 93′ Yearbook Comes Forward

*mom walks into my room* -look at my yearbook from ’93 #… This dude called the cubs winning the series in 2016 for his senior quote. pic.twitter.com/Dq4kWFIziy — Thomas j […]

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by / on November 3, 2016 at 4:39 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

A Woman Got Burned During Surgery After Her Fart Was Ignited By A Laser

Asahi– “A patient’s fart during surgery apparently sparked a fire that caused serious burns to her body, a university hospital in Tokyo said. The fire occurred at the Tokyo Medical University […]

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by / on November 2, 2016 at 2:20 pm / in News

Two Men Pretending To Be Golf Pros Find Their Way Into The North Korean Golf Open

“We just emailed them really. I don’t think they’re massive on the internet over there so I don’t think they had many opportunities to research.” With some massive balls,  Australians […]

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by / on November 2, 2016 at 10:42 am / in Entertainment, News

Fuck Whoever Put A Syringe In This Glen Burnie Kid’s Halloween Candy

    CBS- GLEN BURNIE, Md. (WJZ)— Police in Anne Arundel County are investigating after they say a needleless syringe was found in a child’s bag of candy on Monday […]

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by / on November 2, 2016 at 1:58 am / in News

Maryland Woman Putting Up A Fight For The Right To Go Topless In OCMD

  A supporter from the Eastern Shore of the “topfreedom” movement, Chelsea Covington, has called for the Worcester County State’s Attorney to look into the laws regarding women going topless […]

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by / on October 28, 2016 at 11:57 am / in News

Portland Man Arrested For Blocking Traffic…Dressed As Tree

Police have arrested a man dressed as tree for blocking traffic on Congress Street…as God is my witness. pic.twitter.com/VUFQY6Vyv0 — TVTEDDY (@TVTEDDY) October 24, 2016 A Portland, Maine man thought […]

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by / on October 24, 2016 at 6:00 pm / in Entertainment, News

Steve Smith Sr. Doesn’t Hold Back His Thoughts On Josh Brown And The NFL

You know what if your ex-wife was my daughter yo ASS would be on IR…. what a shame N… https://t.co/adrEtLJH83 pic.twitter.com/gVlXpqfFIg — Steve Smith Sr (@89SteveSmith) October 20, 2016 Steve […]

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by / on October 21, 2016 at 10:40 am / in News, Sports and Bets

Donald Trump Goes In For The Kiss And Gets DENIED

From tonight’s Trump rally: pic.twitter.com/g1MtfIAvFV — Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) October 18, 2016     Trumps out here just shaking hands and kissing babies, and BOOM, rejected. That was a HARD […]

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by / on October 18, 2016 at 1:13 pm / in Humor, News

This Is The Most Sexually Aggressive Political Shirt You’ll Ever See

This is a shirt pic.twitter.com/SjFNHpZlMi — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 14, 2016     Not sure this is exactly where the Trump campaign wanted this thing to go, but fuck […]

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by / on October 15, 2016 at 12:52 am / in Humor, News