Fuck Whoever Put A Syringe In This Glen Burnie Kid’s Halloween Candy

    CBS- GLEN BURNIE, Md. (WJZ)— Police in Anne Arundel County are investigating after they say a needleless syringe was found in a child’s bag of candy on Monday […]

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by / on November 2, 2016 at 1:58 am / in News

Maryland Woman Putting Up A Fight For The Right To Go Topless In OCMD

  A supporter from the Eastern Shore of the “topfreedom” movement, Chelsea Covington, has called for the Worcester County State’s Attorney to look into the laws regarding women going topless […]

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by / on October 28, 2016 at 11:57 am / in News

Portland Man Arrested For Blocking Traffic…Dressed As Tree

Police have arrested a man dressed as tree for blocking traffic on Congress Street…as God is my witness. — TVTEDDY (@TVTEDDY) October 24, 2016 A Portland, Maine man thought […]

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by / on October 24, 2016 at 6:00 pm / in Entertainment, News

Steve Smith Sr. Doesn’t Hold Back His Thoughts On Josh Brown And The NFL

You know what if your ex-wife was my daughter yo ASS would be on IR…. what a shame N… — Steve Smith Sr (@89SteveSmith) October 20, 2016 Steve […]

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by / on October 21, 2016 at 10:40 am / in News, Sports and Bets

Donald Trump Goes In For The Kiss And Gets DENIED

From tonight’s Trump rally: — Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) October 18, 2016     Trumps out here just shaking hands and kissing babies, and BOOM, rejected. That was a HARD […]

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by / on October 18, 2016 at 1:13 pm / in Humor, News

This Is The Most Sexually Aggressive Political Shirt You’ll Ever See

This is a shirt — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 14, 2016     Not sure this is exactly where the Trump campaign wanted this thing to go, but fuck […]

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by / on October 15, 2016 at 12:52 am / in Humor, News

Trump Kicks Off Pennsylvania Rally By Verbally Sucking Ben Roethlisberger Off

    Wait a second, just last year Trump was talking about how “very elite” Joe Flacco was:   Can’t flip flop here Donald. It’s one or the other. Flacco’s […]

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by / on October 12, 2016 at 12:17 am / in News

Food Network’s ‘Chopped’ Will Feature A Havre De Grace Chef This Week

    The Sun– “A Havre de Grace executive chef will be appearing next week on an episode of the popular Food Network show “Chopped.” Kristina Sciarra, the executive chef […]

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by / on October 10, 2016 at 5:23 pm / in Entertainment, News

CNN Anchors Fight Over The Use Of The Word “Pussy” On Live TV

  Ahh, the age old question. Is saying “grabbing a woman’s pussy” an appropriate line to be used on national television? The world may never know.  

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by / on October 8, 2016 at 3:48 am / in Humor, News

Best Down To Earth News Reporting On Hurricane Matthew Right Here

    Keeping the people honest.    

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by / on October 7, 2016 at 11:08 am / in News

Woman Walks In On Two Burglars Making Sweet Love On Her Couch

  Nothing makes a couple more horny that breaking and entering, and that’s a fact. It’s couples’ therapy 101. Forget the sexual retreats, the porn, and the weirdo sex parties, […]

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by / on September 27, 2016 at 5:01 pm / in News

This 9/11-Themed Mattress Ad Was An All Around AWFUL Idea

With the anniversary of 9/11/01 closing in, one Texas mattress company assumed a 9/11-themed ad would help mattress sales skyrocket. Welp, that was an awful thought process. The discussion of […]

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by / on September 9, 2016 at 9:38 am / in News

Frankie Weighs In On Tropical Storm Hermine, And What Maryland Should Expect

This is not what I like to see on Labor Day Weekend, Frankie. This marks the end of Summer, and if Frankie is on point, the beach isn’t the best […]

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by / on September 1, 2016 at 4:40 pm / in News

The SpaceX Falcon 9 Carrying The Facebook Satellite Just Exploded

Loss of Falcon vehicle today during propellant fill operation. Originated around upper stage oxygen tank. Cause still unknown. More soon. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 1, 2016 During a test […]

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by / on September 1, 2016 at 3:02 pm / in News

Virginia Park Has Seen Better Days: Serial Pooper Strikes Again

  WJLA– “An unusual and unsanitary vandal has been polluting the park. Arlington County Department of Parks and Recreation said human poop has been found about four to five times […]

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by / on August 22, 2016 at 1:57 pm / in Humor, News, Outdoors

Turns Out, The Dude Walking A Goat Down Belair Rd. Has A Goal To Reach

Standard — Charm City Wire (@charmcitywire) August 21, 2016 Did anyone else catch the goat trekking down Route 1 yesterday?  Driving through Perry Hall, I notice a guy and […]

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by / on August 22, 2016 at 11:23 am / in News